AscendantSquid

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AscendantSquid,

When people bring up execution, it’s because these people would not give up their wealth even under the threat of death.

AscendantSquid,

Okay?

AscendantSquid,

They don’t need to seduce you.

Mommy will make you all better. Give Mommy a hug…

Well do they or don’t they?

AscendantSquid,

What makes you say that?

AscendantSquid,

That’s very true, but that looks to be too high up to be on the nads. It looks like they’re bracing it against their pelvis.

AscendantSquid,

Does your car not have the 12v cigarette lighter ports?

AscendantSquid,

inb4 the new AI generated Robin Williams standup special

AscendantSquid,

So mushrooms are Vegan Cthulhu’s boners?

AscendantSquid,

To me, the difference is that one is mostly loam with a bit of sand and the other is mostly sand with a bit of loam.

AscendantSquid,

Sure but considering help hadn’t arrived in 2 years, I don’t think another 2 weeks with a working beacon would’ve changed anything.

SWAT Team Raids Innocent Family Over Stolen AirPods Dropped on Their Street (www.riverfronttimes.com)

Around 6:30 p.m. on May 26, Brittany Shamily was at home with her children, including an infant, when police used a battering ram to bust in her front door. “What the hell is going on?” she screamed, terrified for herself and her family. “I got a three-month-old baby!”...

AscendantSquid,

Or the SWAT team was bored and looking for an excuse to wreck shit

AscendantSquid,

Until you added the Rick part, I read this in Kramer’s voice

AscendantSquid,

Kinda? The Fallout series definitely attracts these kind of people, but the message of the games go completely over their heads. Because they can play out their facist fantasies, they don’t realize how those routes are showing what’s fucked up about that kind of thinking. If they could realize that sort of thing, they wouldn’t be have those sorts of fantasies in the first place.

AscendantSquid,

Oh, welp, I was only thinking in context of the starterpack that was posted and not the added comment. My bad

What are Some Good, Recent, and Available Dumb Cars?

I have a 2010 Toyota Corolla. She’s been my trusty steed for the last 14 years and is in good working order. I recognize she won’t last forever, and if, god forbid (mostly for her) I get in an accident, I will need to get a new car. So what dumb cars do you drive, and what would you replace them with?

AscendantSquid,

This is only tangentially related, hopefully someone else here knows, are the newer fleet vehicles coming out still barebones? It might be a consideration if so

AscendantSquid,

Isn’t the wallet thing kinda backwards though? Like, it’s not as if we all had wallets perfectly sized to carry this kind of paper money before the paper dollar was introduced.

I figure that if coins had been the predominant form of currency for at least the past century, we’d have a great way to carry coins other than a pouch, and paper money would be inconvenient.

AscendantSquid,

Well back then, people didn’t wear many clothes, so if they bent over you’d see right up their bums.

AscendantSquid,

I totally read that as you could eat out a truck driver

AscendantSquid,

When people typically talk about the “best” person who could be in office, they don’t mean out of the candidates running in the election. They’re talking about all the possible candidates that the DNC could have put forward to run for President this time around, instead of Biden.

‘It’s That Simple’: Mark Meckler Says The Only Way To Secure The Border Is By Invading Mexico (www.rightwingwatch.org)

Mark Meckler is the president of the Convention of States Foundation and a leading proponent of the right-wing movement to get state legislatures to call for a dangerous Article V convention that will consider constitutional amendments to radically alter American government and society by making much of what the federal...

AscendantSquid,

You know, because the only people crossing the border are Mexicans. And Mexican cartels have been the only driver of emigration.

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