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BlackenedGreen, to random
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You one of those people that's gotta be busy all the time or what?

BlackenedGreen,
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@jake4480 that's how they get you man

BlackenedGreen,
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@DemocracySpot hundred percent. I was a bit of a gogo for awhile I guess but I just don't get it any more. It's not worth it

BlackenedGreen, to random
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I've got the ark of the covenant out in my shed

BlackenedGreen,
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BlackenedGreen, to random
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BlackenedGreen,
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This tree got his hair blown back and now he's flipping off the sun

the_etrain, to random
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:alert: WIFE FED ME SPICY BEANS :alert:

BlackenedGreen,
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BlackenedGreen,
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@the_etrain 😂😂 Hundred percent. She knows what's up. Good on her though, for real 😂😂

BlackenedGreen, to random
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I think it's safe to say that dinosaurs would have been considered white meat and a heart healthy alternative to traditional holiday grilling

BlackenedGreen,
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I'm ok with eating an animal that has a 99% chance of killing you first

BlackenedGreen,
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jake4480, to random
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Wife is watching Bridgerton and I'm not about it. Too many rich jerks, boring, can't follow. But it is pretty funny how they put string versions of modern songs in it. During the one dude's dating montage they played a string/instrumental-only version of Nirvana's "Stay Away" 🤣

BlackenedGreen,
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@jake4480 I heard a string arrangement of sweet child o mine in the doctors office the other day, I think I snort laughed

BlackenedGreen, to random
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65 million years from now they'll be running two-stroke cloning machines off our compressed and liquefied remains

BlackenedGreen,
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@jake4480 they'll be maintained by a toothless hiller named Benny or Danny. It is written

BlackenedGreen,
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@jake4480 😂 Some hillbilly cranking out clones in his shed. Trading them for chickens and meth

LikeItOrLumpIt, to random
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Bat was found in our son's kitchen sink under his perpetual pile of dirty dishes.

BlackenedGreen,
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BlackenedGreen,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt for sure. Water doesn't get hot enough to boil the ick away 😂

BlackenedGreen,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt no!! You should ask around in that case, I'm just super oogy about things like that

BlackenedGreen,
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