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ConstableJelly, to playstation in PlayStation Plus Game Catalog for May: Red Dead Redemption 2, Deceive Inc., Crime Boss: Rockay City and more

Cat Quest sounds neat, but overall…yikes.

Third game on the list isn’t even actually a game…

**Requires The Sims 4 to play. The Sims 4 is sold separately.

ConstableJelly, to politics in Trump Team Holds Breath as Stormy Daniels Returns to Stand

Thank you! I don’t know wth happened but that line was the whole reason I took that quote and apparently failed to get her response into my clipboard.

ConstableJelly, to politics in Trump Team Holds Breath as Stormy Daniels Returns to Stand

Decided to check in on things. She got a chuckle out of me from some of the quotes attributed.

Necheles asked her about the number of porn films she’s written and directed, and said, “You have a lot of experience making phony stories about sex.”

“Wow. That’s not how I would put it," Daniels replied. "The sex in the films is very much real, just like what happened to me in that room” with Trump. She added, "If that story was untrue, I would’ve written it to be a lot better.”

Asked if she’d promised people she’d be instrumental in putting Trump in jail, Daniels said, “No.” Necheles then asked her about a social media post where someone had called her a human toilet, and Daniels responded, “Exactly! Making me the best person to flush the orange turd down.” Necheles asked if that meant she’d be instrumental in getting rid of him. Daniels said it was “hyperbole.” “I’m also not a toilet,” she said.

@MrVilliam called it saying it would get cringey and gross. The “phony stories about sex” line from Necheles is awful stuff.

ConstableJelly, to gaming in Remembering Prey, Arkane Austin’s masterpiece

The Nightmare Typhon that has a timer? That sucks. I don’t remember having too much trouble in my first playthrough - I have memories of just hiding in a bathroom that it was too big to enter until the timer ran out for one of the encounters. But I can imagine that if you’re in a particularly bad area when it comes for you it could cause problems.

ConstableJelly, (edited ) to gaming in Remembering Prey, Arkane Austin’s masterpiece

I don’t know if Prey is my favorite game of all time, but it’s on the short list. I can, however, say that it is the game that most fills me with awe. Talos 1 is an extraordinary playspace filled with incredible detail, choice, style, and diversity. The narrative, possibly the weakest element of the game, still packs in a lot of cool ideas and genuine surprises.

Prey also contains by far my favorite opening “level” of all time. Without spoiling, the immediate tonal shift, the creepy mystery, the complete recontextualization of your first 10 or 15 minutes, it’s an absolute spectacle.

In a perfect world, all these devs get absorbed by WolfEye Studios or something and they get a bunch of funding to make another massive masterpiece.

ConstableJelly, to gaming in Microsoft closes Tango Gameworks, Arkane Austin and others

Via Kotaku:

Bloomberg previously reported that the vampire shooter’s [Arkane’s Redfall] troubled development grew out of a push by top Bethesda leadership to make a live-service game, a decision that ultimately led to sky-high attrition and multiple delays.

All reward, no risk for the executives demanding that their best-in-class immersive sim developer create an empty live service shooter. Stupid decision led to predictable outcome and the workers feel the ax for it.

ConstableJelly, to gaming in Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of April 21st

Finished the main campaign in Midnight Suns. I maintain what I’ve said previously about the dialogue and characterizations bearing heavy MCU fanfic vibes. None of these versions of the characters qualify among my favorite iterations. But hot damn if it isn’t super well balanced, addicting, and fun to play. The 60 or so hours I spent on it went by like a breeze and I still dip in to raise my remaining friendship levels.

I tried out Sifu from PS Plus and am glad I hadn’t ever bought it. Seems like a super cool idea and good execution, but it felt a little like a fighting game with its button pressing combos (plus I hate combos where you have to flick the movement stick around). I also didn’t fancy the idea of having to worry about how old I was gettiing in the early levels and potentially have to play them over again just to lower my age for later level runs. Broke my threshold for punitive tedium.

Now I’m a few hours into Outward, and it’s promising so far. I’m loving the promise of the new stuff I can find and make, although I’m taking it super slow because the power dynamic is (intentionally) very intimidating.

ConstableJelly, to gaming in Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of April 21st

Interesting. Uncharted territory!

ConstableJelly, to gaming in Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of April 21st

May I ask what the appeal is to that over just the base game?

ConstableJelly, to politics in Louisiana lawmakers vote to remove lunch breaks for child workers, cut unemployment benefits

There is some absolutely hilarious material in here, were it instead fictional.

First-term state Rep. Roger Wilder, R-Denham Springs, who sponsored the child labor measure and owns Smoothie King franchises across the Deep South, said he filed the bill in part because children want to work without having to take lunch breaks.

“I keep trying to give them lunch breaks but they insist on doing what’s in the best interest my pocket lining!”

And my favorite, also from Roger Wilder:

“The wording is ‘We’re here to harm children.’ Give me a break," he said. "These are young adults.”

Could you imagine the delivery of this line, with just the right amount of pause after “give me a break” and the right expression to the camera if this were said on something like Parks and Rec?

ConstableJelly, to gaming in Got a Switch today, need some recommendations.

Thanks, he’s obsessed with Pokemon and has been glued to the game so far. I’m interested in checking them out myself and will try popping in as second player!

ConstableJelly, to gaming in Got a Switch today, need some recommendations.

I remember hearing about that one, I’ll definitely check it out, thanks.

ConstableJelly, to gaming in Got a Switch today, need some recommendations.

Hell yeah, that’s perfect! Kinda forgot that I did also have the original Gameboy, and Kirby’s Dreamland was almost certainly my favorite game on it.

ConstableJelly, to gaming in Got a Switch today, need some recommendations.

Nice, this was totally off my radar but looks very promising, thanks!

ConstableJelly, to gaming in Got a Switch today, need some recommendations.

TOTK is basically the same game but 1000x better

I hear ya, but I think that’s why I’d like to try them both, in order. More game, without tarnishing the experience of the first.

I’ve never particularly cared for Mario, but in retrospect it’s always felt somehow alien when I’ve tried playing them, like they all have this particular identity, and I’m not in its clique. Maybe I should actually sit down with one on my own and give it a solid try (rather than just sampling at someone else’s place).

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