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DannyStaley

@DannyStaley@mastodon.world

He/Him
46 trips around the sun.
Married with two delightful daughters, a terrorist dog and a skittish cat.

I’m here for the entertainment mostly but also to admire the cool shit you do, celebrate the accomplishments in your life and to support those who need a boost.

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DannyStaley, to random
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My dog just got bit by a prairie dog…

What a maroon.

LikeItOrLumpIt, to random
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Saw someone on Bluesky post one of those most frequent interaction circle things. Him in the center and all women around him. I have never done one of those. I hope mine shows variety though.

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@LikeItOrLumpIt

It’s gonna be a weiner roast

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Don’t ignore me.

Please.

Feeling pretty invisible today, you guys

DannyStaley, to random
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Remember, it’s not Monday you hate. It’s your job.

DannyStaley, to random
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I learned three things today!

Learning shit is tits, you guys

DannyStaley, to random
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I ❤️ dive bars

DannyStaley, to random
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That look though

DannyStaley, to random
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Lord, I don’t ask much but please don’t let me become the asshole who walks into a business, sees a young lady and says, “There’s trouble.”

DannyStaley, to random
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Anytime I skip an Eagles song on any app

“Please don’t ever play this again.”

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Today could have been worse.

Not sure how.

DannyStaley,
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@Skepticat

It was the worst Monday Wednesday I can remember

DannyStaley, to random
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This is not a whisper of sweet nothings. This is, “Why is dessert not here yet?!?”

DannyStaley, to random
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Heading out on a date:

Me: Just don’t be cranky tonight okay?

Wife: I’m not fucking cranky!

DannyStaley, to random
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You have that “boomer in an airport” energy and you are making me uneasy…

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Do you carry me with you in the hours between us?

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@Aphelion

I love this

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Why are dogs great swimmers?

They are good buoys

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Meeting new people is tits, you guys.

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I wonder how many belt loops I’ve missed in my 46 years…

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This conference call could have been a hammer to my skull.

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Sleep tight, assholes

lynnlasabre, to random
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My youngest has double pink eye this week. I should start taking bets on what bad thing will happen next week.

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@lynnlasabre

Sorry to hear, Lynn

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Hello nerds, it’s Sunday.

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Happy Saturday, friends.

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Those things did not help. I’ve got the big time sads.

DannyStaley,
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@purplepadma

Sorry, Charlotte. I’m right there with you.

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Don’t want to discuss with anyone but I’m having a super sad night tonight, you guys.

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