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lynnlasabre

@lynnlasabre@kinky.business

The Hotwife MILF next door.

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lynnlasabre, to random
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I read my porn because I’m a lady!

lynnlasabre, to random
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This weather has me excited for ren faire season.

lynnlasabre,
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@Wezzah I have to wait another couple weeks for my first one.

lynnlasabre, to random
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It’s supposed to be in the 80’s tomorrow for me and I’m so excited to wear shorts again!

lynnlasabre, to random
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My youngest has double pink eye this week. I should start taking bets on what bad thing will happen next week.

lynnlasabre,
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@DannyStaley I won't know what to do with myself once the kids stop taking turns getting sick. Maybe I'll be able to get back to taking nudes. 🤷‍♀️

lynnlasabre, to random
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I know it’s weekend but I’m still worried Romain is going to win and ruin the whole event for me.

lynnlasabre,
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@ahermitforhire Well you aren’t wrong that does sound horrible.

lynnlasabre, to random
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I don’t think I can handle the Best Friends breaking up.

18+ lynnlasabre, to random
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My date last night went really well. Took me out to dinner and we got some Poke bowls and then brought me home and treated me like the slut that I am. He brought some strawberry flavored condoms so I gave him a nice long blow job. He pinned my legs back and used me for a while and then he made me rid him until he came.

lynnlasabre,
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@KellyandRoger It was a lot of fun. Hubby enjoyed his turn too.

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fucking nerd

lynnlasabre,
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@ahermitforhire I bet he’s a lot of fun at parties.

18+ lynnlasabre, to random
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My youngest had the stomach bug last week and an ear infection this week. Mommy needs a date night after this past two weeks.

lynnlasabre,
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@DannyStaley I scheduled one for Saturday and I hope the kiddo is feeling better so I don’t have to cancel.

DannyStaley, to random
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They just don’t prep you for how exciting marriage is 17 years in, you guys.

Me: Hi

Wife: Hi

Wife: What kind of trash bags do you like?

lynnlasabre,
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@DannyStaley My hubby and I discuss laundry detergent and dishwasher pods.

DannyStaley, to random
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I guess just keep piling on the shit while you are at it. Just received word a long-time coworker, who I shared an office with for 10 years, passed away last night.

This sucks, you guys.

lynnlasabre,
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@DannyStaley I’m sorry that really sucks 😔

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Trying on my pinkish lipsticks as a screen test🌺
Kinda tempted to record a video in which I'd show off my entire collection😍
It includes a lot of really awesome indie brands that sadly went out of business, destroyed by Sephora😢

@sweetest_delilah
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Video of me showing off 3 different lipstick shades on me in a mirror

lynnlasabre,
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@harmonycorrupted @sweetest_delilah All 3 work so well on you.

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How to tell if you are drunk on St. Paddy’s

lynnlasabre,
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@DannyStaley I just love this photo 😂

18+ lynnlasabre, to random
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I just saw on Facebook one of my favorite Ren Faire performers just passed. I grew up going to his shows and he even performed at my wedding. Man, I’m bummed now.

lynnlasabre, (edited )
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@KellyandRoger They would do a “weird” show which was always hilarious. It involved whips and pickles and improv.

18+ Th3OneRav3n, (edited ) to random
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I don't remember picking crotchless panties when I was getting my work outfit ready last night. 🤔

lynnlasabre,
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@Th3OneRav3n Why even bother wearing panties at that point 😉

lynnlasabre, to random
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So I’ve discovered Sarah J. Maas books are dangerous. I’ve read 6 since Christmas. 😳

lynnlasabre, to random
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I’m excited for this 3 day weekend. Now I just have to figure out who I mean what I’m going to do.

lynnlasabre, to aew
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The Bang Bang Scissor Gang seems like the kind of people I’d want to hang out with.

lynnlasabre, to aew
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Price Nana’s dance will never get old to me.

lynnlasabre, to random
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Happy Valentine’s Day or Ash Wednesday which ever you celebrate.

lynnlasabre, to bluesky
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I’m curious if will get any traction now that they removed the need for invites. Their app is pretty nice.

lynnlasabre,
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@kinkkong It’s supposed to be federated and let’s you pick your own algorithms so I don’t think it’s as bad as Twitter or Facebook imo.

lynnlasabre,
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@Siconi I already an account there and I agree it was quiet. I’m hoping that it will be more active now. I just want something that’s not Meta or Musk owned to make it big.

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