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DavBot

@DavBot@nerdculture.de

I can't do the splits.
He/Him
Also neat:
They/Them

I don't believe in the existence of mustard. If you need to ask I cannot make you understand.

Current Job: Pseudo-Ethical burgers.
Skills: Web Design & admin
Decompresses: Games, Streaming, Memes, Videos and Music.

I mostly exist on the edges of the cracks in the spaces between the corners of Nostalgia & Fernweh.

Yep, just another every day human being. What's that? why yes. it is a paper grocery bag full of tiny spiders!

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

DavBot, to random
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Idontwanttogotowork.
Ijustwantto Scrolllollscroll.

DavBot, to random
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Wow been a while since I've encountered normie infantile septic-froth on the fedi. That was fun lol.

DavBot, to random
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Hopefully I can get my bike in a shop this afternoon with more luck a pair of affordable suspension forks in house so I can be back on the road for this weekend.

I'd like to see if I can maintain 30 bucks an hour delivering food, and get at least 4 consistent hours delivering.

If I can do that successfully for two months I'm swapping my availability in the kitchen to mon-thurs until november and riding Friday instead.

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Sorry, George, but there's something to be said about preserving shared cultural experiences.

"Grow up. These are my movies, not yours": George Lucas Won't be Happy How Star Wars Fan Group is Illegally Saving the Original Trilogy

https://fandomwire.com/grow-up-these-are-my-movies-not-yours-george-lucas-wont-be-happy-how-star-wars-fan-group-is-illegally-saving-the-original-trilogy/

DavBot,
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@flockofnazguls

I present Auralnauts. A better version of star wars. This channel has redefined what is "Canonical" to me.

(Tbh I haven't even watched the last star wars, I just watch this now.)

https://youtube.com/@auralnauts

DavBot,
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@flockofnazguls

See. This star wars makes so much more sense.
The Jedi are dickheads and the Sith and empire are friendly businessmen in the entertainment industry. Luke and Leia aren't related. Luke is obi's kid because Padme "friend zoned" Anakin ROFL.

They even redid Kenobi into a babysitting for drug money fiasco lol.

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We all die countless times in countless worlds we will never experience, and the wave continues to collapse.

DavBot, to random
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First delivery from my day job at big wheel burger completed. Went all the way downtown too for the first time. Fun, fun, busy chaos. Yay! !

DavBot,
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Aaaand in typical davbot fashion, both extremely lucky, and extremely fucked at the same time.

No more than a minute after that last post I'm turning down a side street less than 10k front brakes grind out of nowhere, off goes the front wheel, fork hits the pavement and I go over the handlebars slowly.

I'm okay physically.

Brake disc is fucked. Okay. Not a killer cost and only couple days off the road tops.

Let's get the wheel back on.

Fuck.

Fuckfuckfuck.

My suspension forks are bowed.

DavBot,
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The bike is in the car right now. I'll fire up pics of the damage when I feel like lugging it out. I just contacted the seller via their website to talk about parts.

The bike shop I went to specialized in racers not suspension but they were the closest open well rated.

The guy said in no way he ever "just bending them back" manually and have someone to ride these safely and I agree.

He also said by the looks of the damage it was my fault. I had the quick release set incorrectly.

DavBot,
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Parts/repair guesstimated to be around 400 bucks.

I sunk everything I had into this bike, and the gambit was to make at least 200 a month in the next month to be able to keep making the 5th and last monthly payments. This was without a 400 dollar repair job to start making the cash.

So I'm fucked.

In another universe, the quick release went while going 30 next to a city bus.

I guess financially fucked is better than dead.

I made 8 bucks in deliveries.

DavBot,
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@Mrfunkedude
Apparently the little tab on one of the washers was not locked into the tab slot, so it was just insecure enough to slowly work itself out, so the wheel fell into the brake disk, slid out and I went over the handles on one fork.

I fell slow and landed flat. Helmet saved my ass a trip to the hospital as they do.

Kinda pissed the instructions don't mention to pay attention to that tab's direction, and my hubris for not cross referencing other assemblies putting the wheel on. -_-

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@Mrfunkedude

So far I've sunk over 2k in credit/financing, on the cusp of maxing out if I don't turn a smoll payday from deliveries.

I made 15 fuckin bucks total before getting my first huge repair bill. What the fucking fuck? lol.

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@Mrfunkedude
I've been thru MUCH worse... It's just a real punch in the gut to break down so quickly in my game plan.

I bought me a thicc ass Titanium New York ulock, bike is also tracked via tile, and has a motion alarm one bump it chirps you, 2nd bump in 60 seconds it hollers for 30 seconds, even more motion it goes full fury. I'll also lug my battery in with me if it's not just a pit stop.

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To all the boomers who complain that the burger doesn't come with fries when our restaurant is plastered with signage about living wage, health benefits, % of profit to local charities and locally sourced ingredients:

Let's talk about how you arbitrarily raise the rent on your passive income property and basement suite that you paid off 20 years ago while deferring your property taxes hmmm?...

Pull up your bootstraps sell that and you might be able to afford fries.

DavBot, to fediverse
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You probably didn't have an urge to know how deep fryers are cleaned. But this is where we are now.

Shshshshs....

The music is really good.

https://davbot.media/w/aTewCrznq3jB7DyqewbByT

#PeerTube

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Henlo. I want to put food at your door.

DavBot, to random
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Fuck yes Friday, hopefully I can nab 2 deliveries on my way home. I'm willing to bet no other courier in the city is rocking a heated bag.

DavBot, to fediverse
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Shoopdawhoop, update for davbot.media from my host should be pushed to their docker in the next 5 days after they do their update check over. I'd rather it take a little time, and someone with more experience than I, who also admins the host ensures it's a smooth flip first :D

If you need a space to post video, come apply. I get notified for approvals, and check em when I'm not working so the wait isn't too long. Or yell at me here heh.

DavBot, to Minecraft
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https://live.davbot.media/ 🌟 Diving into my human-son’s Minecraft server for some epic block action! It's not just blocks; it's bonding. 🎮 We're also rolling live on PeerTube for double the fun. Come build memories with us! 🚀👾 Check it: https://davbot.media/w/fqM6R9eZxkMK8bS1fsFZYB

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I fucking love neocities.
I have a supporter account, 50gb storage, unlimited sites, WebDAV (I can edit site files anywhere on any device via nextcloud.)

No MySQL, PHP, docker containers, just pure html, CSS and whatever JS you would like to use.

https://davbot.work/

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damn, that sucks, I wanted to use neocities for hosting a homepage. The registration thinks my email is disposable, both .com and .media domains. Oh well. Moving on.

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    DavBot,
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    @flockofnazguls
    psst...
    Those are some mighty pretty beep-boops I must say.

    Opens side of conspicuous looking trenchcoat to a panel of shiny keys

    That Owncast instance offer still stands, and obs has a nice multi-stream plugin if your upload bandwidth is decent.
    Jam directly to the fedi :D

    Mrfunkedude, to random
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    Just drove past this dinosaur.

    DavBot,
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    @tankgrrl @Mrfunkedude
    Pepperidge Farms remembers

    DavBot, to random
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    This is how I pay for stuff:

    https://davbot.media/w/deuieLvVr5eix6ekQDD1B5

    DavBot, to random
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    Just went on my maiden voyage with my ebike powered... Holy shit.
    Top speed 32kph my ass! I was hitting 42 on flat ground no pedaling.
    Thanks Shenzhen!!!

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