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whitequark, to random
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every compiler project expands until it creates its own version of TableGen. after that it is swiftly replaced with something that is "not as difficult to use", and the cycle continues

G_glop,
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@whitequark tablegen in proc macros, tempting

whitequark, to random
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when your program tries to open a normal filename

G_glop,
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@whitequark new compression scheme to beat LZMA using only 2 control codes:
0x00 -> [literal byte]
0x01 -> [copy of ffmpeg]

whitequark, to random
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girl (safe gender (weapon))

G_glop,
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@whitequark u on the gender proving grounds tonight?

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today i learned how to draw blood from a vein!!!! it only took two attempts for me to get a useful result, though it was barely flowing anyways

good thing i have like 17 more vacutainers left

G_glop,
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@whitequark would it work as a replacement for sand in an hourglass?

whitequark, to random
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i recently got a new toy! it's a (civilian) miniature drone helicopter directly inspired by the (military) flir black hornet drone helicopter

it doesn't have a FLIR sensor but otherwise seems (from declared characteristics) very similar in design and handling. also it costs $100 instead of $100,000

G_glop,
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@whitequark it needs a "do not eat" warning

G_glop,
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@whitequark "... it will cause injury or death", they ain't being coy with this one

whitequark, to random
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"doctor" is quite possibly one of the worst insults i can apply to anybody

(doctor like an MD, not a PhD)

G_glop,
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@whitequark "but my doctorate isn't in medicine!"
( audience cheers )

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she bang on my fd until i exec

G_glop,
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@whitequark better than fork

whitequark, to random
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did you know: maximum-sized USB HS BULK packets where the payload is all-ones are about 16% longer to transmit than the ones where the payload is all-zeroes or random?

this is easily measurable using the with a slightly modified benchmark applet:

I: g.applet.internal.benchmark: mode sink-zeroes: 42.84 MiB/s (342.70 Mb/s)
I: g.applet.internal.benchmark: mode sink-ones: 38.91 MiB/s (311.25 Mb/s)

(the measured overhead is about 10% due to other factors, e.g. scheduling)

G_glop,
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@whitequark @tnt Or compression, that also gets rid of all zeros/ones

G_glop, to random
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when a bricklayer retires do they leave the mortar plane?

pervognsen, to random
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It looks like the Wasm GC extension has been finalized and is starting to be widely implemented. It seems pretty good from the spec--it's really more of an extension for graphs of minimally structured objects (in an opaque, managed heap outside of Wasm linear memory) that so happens to also be what you need to implement GC in a Wasm engine.

G_glop,
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@pervognsen can you point to the middle of a managed object like in go?

G_glop,
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@pervognsen reasonable but unfortunate. interior pointers lighten the load on the gc a lot. i guess the source language could have by-value-only types like C# 'struct'

whitequark, to random
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you know that paper where they gave spiders various drugs and made them spin webs?

ok, so ST did this with computer architects, to get this

this is one chip

(from http://efton.sk/STM32/gotcha/g108.html)

G_glop,
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@whitequark i want to run MSI interrupts with additional data on this thing

whitequark, to random
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holy shit the english trains are unusable

G_glop,
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@whitequark railway nomad lifestyle dropped

whitequark, to random
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pats head of angel girl this bad thing can fit so much violence in it

dies from evisceration

G_glop,
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@whitequark
† please check the wave function of your angel girl before petting

whitequark, to random
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i remember being a high schooler who was like "i wanna make a pcb owo" and then running headfirst into CAD software after having never encountered one before

it was EAGLE and it has shaken me to the core

G_glop,
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@whitequark Allium CircuitMaker was, fine, but i used low temp solder paste to not fry anything which made my led matrix desolder itself :(

whitequark, to random
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girl ambition is incredibly hot

G_glop,
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@whitequark girl conquest, yesss

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inspired by @stargirl, a "no stupid questions" thread!

ask me any question about embedded development, FPGAs, programming languages, life, angel girls, or anything else you think I know about, and I'll do my best to answer them

G_glop,
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@whitequark @stargirl do you have an optimal stress level?

whitequark, to random
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the reason i am excited about WebAssembly is because it's the first interesting computer architecture designed in the last 30 to 40 years (unlike e.g. RISC-V)

people who have not looked at how Wasm works usually don't get it, which makes me sad

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@whitequark how do you cope with the lack of unstructured goto?

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