KingJalopy

@KingJalopy@lemm.ee

I’m the king. Of jalopies.

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KingJalopy,

It’s been 2 hours. He ded

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Krs1 prolly did tbh lol

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Reddit did

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Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk

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All those arms and not a thumb in sight

KingJalopy,

God bless the third amendment

KingJalopy,

I took my family to the beach and we had amazing seafood and hot wings afterwards. Today was a good day.

KingJalopy,

As an American, I fired off the mandatory minimum, doing my patriotic duty. Freedom ain’t free, (it’s a $1.05) and I’m not trying to draw attention to myself.

KingJalopy,

These things happen

KingJalopy,

Never your dildo

xsecur, to books
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Enshittification of Libby & Overdrive. This was long time coming. This deserves attention and we need more independent libraries.
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@bookstodon @books

KingJalopy,

I am shocked! Shocked!

But also not surprised in the least.

KingJalopy,

Only minimally

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I’m from Oklahoma but I don’t get it

KingJalopy,

🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

4ish years ago when I bought a house I was convinced not to get a house inspection, would it be crazy to get one now just to make sure it's all good?

Was 25 and super nervous, so when the realtor was like “oh yeah they just check for basic stuff, but I looked around and it looks great” I was like “Oh okay, this is so astronomically expensive every penny saved is good…”...

KingJalopy,

I might have cancer but it’s so expensive to actually find out. I’d rather just ride it out and wait until the damage becomes irreversible…

Get the inspection!!

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This guy fucks

I'm finally getting the hang of Sekiro

I’ve been playing this game off and on, starting over since it came out. I was a hardcore Bloodborne player, but also played a lot of elden ring and ds3. Sekiro never clicked, I thought it was slick and the action felt incredible but I just couldn’t get past the beginning. Finally I’ve broken through and am having a blast,...

KingJalopy,

No. Remove the spaces between the word and the tag on each end

KingJalopy,

Psychedelic polka

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Maga -make Amish great again!

KingJalopy,

It is, it means lack of something or anything.

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Checks out

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I literally wear clothes everyday. I’m doing my part.

KingJalopy,

Finally, a way to obliterate Utah once and for all

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One of my favorite movies. Just took a picture 2 days ago from a scene there. Nice coincidence, thanks watching now.

KingJalopy,

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