Oreoshake

@Oreoshake@infosec.exchange

Engineer at ActBlue

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Oreoshake, to random

The Hawaiian word for banana is maiʻa. In the Tolkien LOTR universe, the lesser gods were maiar (plural) or maia (singular).

Duolingo is pretty lax with the ʻokina so I will forever laugh at any mention of Sauron, the powerful banana. Gandalf vs Saruman is banana v banana.

Brought to you by the false confidence effect after having crossed a 100 day streak on Duolingo.

Oreoshake, to random

I might be a little late to the party, but these XSS stats from Google are wild.

Also: "we have seen zero XSS vulnerabilities since the features were enforced"

https://bughunters.google.com/blog/5896512897417216/a-recipe-for-scaling-security

lcamtuf, to random

I recently rewatched season 1 of Westworld (2016). When I first watched it, I though the science was somewhat sloppy. Today, I think it was prophetic.

In the series, you have incredibly lifelike automatons who nearly flawlessly approximate human behavior and can improvise, but somehow aren't sentient. Back then, it seemed like an improbable combo. Today, we have LLMs: statistical token predictors capable of reasoning and mind-blowing mimicry.

Heck, in Westworld S01E06, there's a scene showing that the automatons generate speech sequentially, word by word (pic). Lazy writing, right? Surely, the conversion from thought to speech would be more complex. Well, about that - LLMs...

The automatons of Westworld derive complex identities and behaviors from what the show calls "cornerstones" - simple, singular ideas or memories. Again, seemed sort of dumbed-down, right? Except, this is essentially how system prompts work for LLMs. You tell an LLM it's a fisherman, and off it goes.

In the show, what eventually enables true sentience is the addition of an inner monologue - a sort of a persistent context that anchors the model to something more than just a fixed system prompt and external stimuli. Back in 2016, that seemed like mumbo-jumbo. Today, it might credibly be what the LLMs lack...

Oreoshake,

@lcamtuf these violent delights have avocado Tacoma vespers

Viss, to random
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sweet! i figured out how to pull gifs down from weather.cod.edu and push them through imagemagick to make them small enough to post here!

all to say:

oh lawd he comin

video/mp4

Oreoshake,

@Viss sir, this is a lava lamp

Viss, to random
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"if it aint broke, dont fix it" would dictacte:

  • you need to wait for your engine to seize up completely before you think about changing your oil

  • wait for all your plants to die before watering them

  • wait for your house to be robbed to install a security system

  • wait for the tumor in your skull to kill you before treating it.

anybody using that phrase in the context of technology should be relieved of duty immediately. they are openly planning for failure.

Oreoshake,

@Viss

they are openly planning for failure

At least they’re planning for something.

Oreoshake, to random

I generally try to avoid complaining about travel but getting diverted to another island because there’s a hole in the runway is a new one for me. I just want to see my dogs. To top it off we were delayed, I caught a cold, and our flight time was much longer than normal.

But at least we didn’t find the hole while landing, right? That’s good.

Oreoshake,
Oreoshake, to random

I missed this one, but you really can run Doom on anything. This includes github actions too! https://youtube.com/shorts/G2uaZROAWx0?si=2hNbQAaqcx2zSxQp

Oreoshake, to random

I’m going to for the first time in over a decade. Anyone have restaurant recommendations?

I’m not really into Mediterranean food, cooked fish, or haute cuisine.

I like sushi, steak, Korean bbq, and pho. “Fusion” / non-authentic food is fine.

Also, im looking for burrito, New York style pizza, and sandwich places.

Viss, to random
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[christian bale batman growl]
WHERE ARE THEY

Oreoshake,

@Viss Bruce Wayne worked with the DA to ensure that people convicted of crimes can’t have computers. Pedro didn’t commit a crime, but he had to plea to save his job who wouldn’t let him miss a day of work. Pedro was recently kicked off of welfare because he makes too much money working 90 hours at minimum wage to feed his family of 4. He has a special needs child and his partner is disabled. Failure of society is what happened to the computer. Batman breaks every bone in Pedro’s body. Pedro doesn’t have insurance, misses work, gets fired, is a convict, and has no computer. Coming to a screen near you. lol that was fun.

Viss, to random
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who needs silicon valley when you have openai?

Oreoshake,

@Viss I want to know who is going to play who in the movie at this point

lcamtuf, to random

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  • Oreoshake,

    @lcamtuf which do you recommend?

    lcamtuf, (edited ) to random

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  • Oreoshake,

    @lcamtuf reply all unsubscribe with quick “sorry, I didn’t mean to send that to everyone” follow up

    Oreoshake, to random

    My monitor wouldn’t turn on so I spilled my coffee on my desk and now it works. Pro tip.

    Oreoshake, to random

    Finally, a realistic historical video game https://mastodon.social/@gamingonlinux/111204786697206531

    shanselman, to random
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    How much do you sleep? (I slept in today)

    Oreoshake,

    @shanselman pretty damn proud of this, especially since I think I have room to improve. Pro tip: treat sleep apnea.

    zalasur, to fediverse
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    Civilization VI: Kublai Khaaaaaaaaaaan! Today we're gonna see if I can win a game of Civ VI. https://video.surazal.net/w/bxUGqJUZyHTXsvHq1Z7dD3

    Oreoshake,

    @zalasur Paititi 😍

    Viss, (edited ) to random
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    i remember when you could use this to make websites

    Oreoshake,

    @Viss only if you didn’t pay for it. Allegedly.

    Viss, to random
    @Viss@mastodon.social avatar

    well this is fucked.
    two escondido middle school teachers sued the school district over a rule where they have to protect the gender identify of a student, vs out them to their parents.

    "because it violated their religious freedoms"

    what fucking monster classifies tormenting children as a religious freeom?

    https://12ft.io/proxy?&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sandiegouniontribune.com%2Fnews%2Feducation%2Fstory%2F2023-09-14%2Fjudge-blocks-escondido-school-district-policy-ensuring-transgender-student-privacy

    Oreoshake,

    @Viss the kind of person that thinks queer people shouldn’t exist. Worthless and harmful.

    Oreoshake, to random

    Me: I just scheduled my updated booster shot!
    Wife’s response: I tested positive for COVID.

    Yay 💉

    drahardja, to random
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    So staff chose to , and company leaders enforced as retaliation. Company leaders know sucks, and they are using it punitively.

    They started enforcing of two days a week, and HALF THEIR STAFF RESIGNED.

    The response of the CEO is hilarious. “The team will be smaller than where we were before and where we want to be…So that’ll obviously impact margin in a positive way in the near term.”

    That’s like saying “The bad news is I lost my entire left leg. The good news is that I finally got my weight under 160 pounds.”

    “Grindr loses nearly half its staff to strict return-to-work rule”

    https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2023-09-07/grindr-loses-nearly-half-its-staff-to-strict-return-to-work-rule

    Oreoshake,
    lcamtuf, to random

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  • Oreoshake,

    @lcamtuf ya, fill it with real peanuts so I get a snack too.

    b0rk, (edited ) to random
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    some people who make programming easier

    (who am I missing?)

    Oreoshake,

    @b0rk the chronicler. The commit history is occasionally messy but the pull request body answers more questions than anyone would ever ask. It always includes alternatives considered that are either in the commit history or live in another branch.

    tenderlove, to random
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    Tried out passkeys with my Google account and iCloud Keychain and I can't seem to make it work. Guess I'll stick with my yubikey? 😫

    Oreoshake,

    @ptoomey3 on the password prompt, do you see a “sign in another way” link? I remember seeing that a few times so maybe I triggered a condition that suggests it by default now.

    Oreoshake,

    @tenderlove @ptoomey3 the only other variable that comes to mind is that I have both chrome and iCloud passkeys registered. So good browser coverage or something? It makes using incognito so much nicer. I want it everywhere. Now.

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