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Quetzlcoatl

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Now is your chance to sell the new upside down american flags for triple the price to the stupidest people on planet earth. Do it quick before they realize they can just flip over the 27 flags they already own. End your ebay listing with god bless to really sell it.

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“Cheated on” doesnt apply here. Its not a marriage, he purchased her and she agreed to be purchased. Donald is incapable of love so he purchased a wife. She hates him and was probably elated someone else was taking the sex burden off of her for a minute.

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Cybertruck cant really truck. Turns out its just hot wheels for man-children.

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Most F150 owners also own a fart rocket

Quetzlcoatl,
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I know a couple dudes who could use a good slathering of this stuff

Emergency Slide Falls Off Plane, Winds Up At Home Of Lawyer Whose Firm Is Suing Boeing (www.huffpost.com)

An emergency slide that fell off of a Delta passenger jet shortly after take-off last week reportedly turned up two days later outside the home of a lawyer whose firm is coincidently suing the Boeing plane manufacturer over safety issues....

Quetzlcoatl,
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What do you call a lawyer killed by an emergency slide? A good start.

Quetzlcoatl,
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Why have they not outlawed boats? Boats are safer than cars.

Why havent we killed all the cobras? Cobras are safer than boats.

Why havent we outlawed kitchen knives? Kitchen knives are safer than cobras.

Am I doing this right? Its a fun game which deflects blame and changes the subject quite effectively.

Besides lemmy, what's another good reddit alternative?

Hi! Recently exiled reddit user, here. I’m curious what other alternatives to reddit there are, besides Lemmy, and Raddle, of course. Also, imho, Phuks is a good alternative, there’s no hate-speech (that I’m aware of) and people are pretty respectful. Anyways, let’s hear your suggestions! Thank you!

Quetzlcoatl,
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Never heard of phuks. Went there and immediately the first thing I came across was hate speech. Assuming its not open source?

Quetzlcoatl,
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Live by the sword…

Quetzlcoatl,
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Youre not a sociopath. Sociopath+Money=Elon

Quetzlcoatl,
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What was hard about it? Also what was the wall for?

Quetzlcoatl,
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You may want to call a tile setter or kitchen and bath remodeler. Tile setters build concrete (mud pans) and install fiberglass pans. Remodelers often install fiberglass pans. Either trade should kinda specialize in this. Plumbers only care if pipes are leaking not if water is penetrating walls. Also fiberglass pans are supposed to be set in concrete (mud set) so they dont flex and leak. Good luck.

Tesla’s in its flop era (www.theverge.com)

When Tesla releases its first quarter earnings this afternoon, the company’s CEO Elon Musk will field the usual questions about new products, new factories, and progress toward its futuristic vision of self-driving cars and robot workers. But Musk will also face increasingly urgent questions about its current state of affairs...

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Turns out business is easy when running a virtual monopoly while receiving truckloads of government welfare. Shit gets harder when actual car manufacturers get in on the game, competing with an i-phone you put wheels on and called a car.

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At least he has his NFL career to fall back on

Quetzlcoatl,
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Uninstalled

Quetzlcoatl,
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*Break

Quetzlcoatl,
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Good for you. Sounds like you understand the message and intend to act upon it. Not all people do. Happy travels!

Quetzlcoatl,
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The passive language “was struck” is a dead give away

Quetzlcoatl,
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Passive language, “was struck”= the cop shot her

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Hes claiming presidential immunity for a crime committed before he was president. In florida hes claiming presidential immunity for crimes committed after he was president. By that logic i am immune from the law because i may become president some day. As are you…and well, everyone. Hes claiming the united states has no laws essentially because we all may be president some day. This buffoonery must stop now.

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Where did you look up the plate?

Quetzlcoatl,
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Rubles

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Correct. They arent smart enough to understand this. They are willing to sacrifice a lifetime with the boot on their neck as long as they get 5 minutes of seeing the boot on their “enemies” neck. Their enemy being their neighbors who are not sufficiently like them. They arent intelligent enough or understand history enough to realize the monster they create to attack their “enemy” will come for them at some point. Fascism is ever shrinking circles and must always manufacture new enemies.

First they came for the trade unionists…

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Ukraine is providing the flesh. The least we can do is provide the equipment. Ukraine is fighting for western democracy.

Quetzlcoatl,
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I see it as “Im trying my best to do the right thing here. Im new at this job and I need you to tell me what the right thing is.” I always assumed that OUR job is to make sure X happens therefore we’re working towards a common goal. So I assume good intent. Learning about aspergers for me was largely a journey in understanding my own naievete. Since it would never occur to me to gaslight, play games, shun, triangulate, sabotage, or needlessly cause suffering to others it never occurred to me that others might do that.

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