Rolando

@Rolando@lemmy.world

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Rolando,

I wish Douglas Adams was still alive. He’d really be amused.

Rolando,
  1. Carefully read every Privacy Policy Update, Terms of Service, and Security Update Release Notes for the rest of your life to make sure it isn’t stealth-reenabled.
Rolando,

Relevant Key & Peele: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWl0V3J5zrE

Rolando,

I don’t speak Portuguese, but I’m pretty sure that “que caralho e isto” means “wtf is that”

Rolando,

You want a Clippy for everyday life?

Rolando,

also see !fosai

Rolando,

After being personally tapped by WaPo owner Jeff Bezos for the gig, Lewis began working as publisher of the newspaper at the beginning of 2024.

Wait, I thought Besos was going to be hands-off of the Washington Post? ThatWasALie.jpg

Rolando,

My takeaway was: you can never get room service when you most need it.

Rolando,

“Where are my testicles, Summer?”

Rolando,

The sequel: corneliaspelman.com/mama-and-daddy-bears-divorce/

Here it is, read aloud:

Rolando,

Valerian and Laureline

Rolando,

If I was a pro wrestler, and I needed an entrance song, it’d be the Theme of Tetsuo. You know, the part that goes DAAAAAAAA! DAAA! DA!

Rolando,

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tragicomic

Rolando,

You’ve heard of “Free Hugs”…

You’ve heard of “Free Shrugs”…

Now get ready for:

if you show up unshowered and without deodorant ata fucking con and im near you i will puke all over you.

Rolando,

Clowns are generally highly-skilled professionals who care about their audience. Please don’t compare them to Boeing.

Rolando,

The creature in the cage is the current intern, who is about to leave. The two skulls are the past interns, who didn’t work out.

Rolando,

But I never thought anything like this would happen. That the cloud, search/google, mega platforms and AI would swallow the whole thing up.

I didn’t think so either. The funny thing is, Blade Runner, The Matrix, and the whole cyberpunk genre was warning us…

Rolando,

OpenAI should have given some money to the people who own the movie “Her”. Then they could have claimed they were just mimicking the character.

Rolando,

FWIW if you turn off scripts you can see the whole article.

Rolando,

That’s very interesting… can you suggest a good article covering this topic?

Rolando,

I just use the NoScript extension on Firefox, though it still takes a couple clicks to whitelist or temp-whitelist a site. Apparently uBlock Origin can do the same in Advanced mode, but I never got around to figuring it out.

Rolando,

I read that in Texas, you’re expected to tip at the movie concessions stand. Is that really happening anywhere?

Austerity has my roommate had her class of 12 kids moved into a windowless side room.

Hello! so my roommate is a SPED teacher. The school changed how SPED works to be identical to standard education at the expense of the 6th 7th and 8th graders that have mental disabilities. because of office politics and “Test Scores”, all SPED teachers got assigned a subject based on “who would make the best test...

Rolando,

what can she do to possibly deal with or go around the internal politics?

See if she can get a particularly influential parent on her side?

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