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TidalFlats

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Living the Mesohaline Life on the Chesapeake. Household is on Retriever Standard Time year round.
"Hello, Customer Service: I'd like to exchange my Future. I ordered the Arthur C. Clarke, but I've been sent the Harlan Ellison."
#nobridge

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keithmorrisnm, to random
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Important hapsburg update

https://thebaffler.com/latest/feeling-blessed-hooks

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm
"The crisis of our time is the loss of reality,” Coulombe continued, under the double-eagle flag of the century-dead empire.

This part I agree with.

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm
We'll never get over this, I just know it

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm
If you ever wanted to know what Peter Theil dreams about...

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @keithmorrisnm
I'm sure the lucid dreams are far worse.

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @keithmorrisnm
One hopes they never get that bad.

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm @glasspusher
How many is too many?
Asking for a friend

keithmorrisnm, to random
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There you have it

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm
The Hungry Hungry Brainworm

TidalFlats,
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@AlterNewt @keithmorrisnm @edwilk
At the next Kennedy rally:

REAL MEN HAVE BRAINWORMS

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm @glasspusher @AlterNewt @edwilk
Like you need another Folk singer?
https://youtu.be/1n8rfFRvIH0?feature=shared

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@keithmorrisnm
The Brainworm Ouroboros

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk @keithmorrisnm @glasspusher @AlterNewt
It's best to let the genuine assholes forge ahead in these instances.

TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm @edwilk @glasspusher @AlterNewt
https://mastodon.coffee/@TidalFlats/112407587893624659

keithmorrisnm, to random
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TidalFlats,
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@keithmorrisnm
I hear the femur jungle gym is popular.

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@keithmorrisnm
I'm waiting for the children's version.

edwilk, to random
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https://www.axios.com/2024/05/05/israel-us-ammunition-shipment-hold

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@edwilk
"The incident raised serious concerns inside the Israeli government and sent officials scrambling to understand why the shipment was held, Israeli officials said."
Wait, I think I know this one...

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@edwilk @TidalFlats @Biff52

weather is happening!

weather station readout showing 11.4 mm of rain thus far today with a rain rate of 8.1 mm/hr at the bottom, the display says “It’s raining cats and dogs”

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@glasspusher @12thRITS @AlterNewt @Biff52 @edwilk
I see your horrible GM car and raise you this

TidalFlats,
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@glasspusher @12thRITS @AlterNewt @Biff52 @edwilk
Worst car ever. Hands down.

TidalFlats,
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@ColesStreetPothole @glasspusher @12thRITS @AlterNewt @Biff52 @edwilk
Impressive

TidalFlats,
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@thepoliticalcat @glasspusher @12thRITS @AlterNewt @Biff52 @edwilk
Yes, now I know better.

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk @ColesStreetPothole @12thRITS @glasspusher @AlterNewt @Biff52
We wait until you're gone

TidalFlats,
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@12thRITS @edwilk @ColesStreetPothole @glasspusher @AlterNewt @Biff52
Those early Fords sure were funny looking.

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk @12thRITS @ColesStreetPothole @glasspusher @AlterNewt @Biff52
I knew we could count on you

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@edwilk @ColesStreetPothole @glasspusher @AlterNewt @12thRITS @Biff52
OK, so I was headed up the Parkway in Jane's mom's old '75 Chevy wagon, for the night sampling shift at the nuke plant when it caught fire right before the Barnegat toll plaza.
Engine sputtering, car jerking with black smoke coming out of the grill, I pulled up to the guy in the Change lane. On fire. "Hey I'm on fire here" I think I said. He made me pay the toll. While on fire. I did and a Statey came and put it out.

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@edwilk @ColesStreetPothole @glasspusher @AlterNewt @12thRITS @Biff52
Car was a goner, of course, so towed off to the junkyard it went.
Luckily I found a '69 Chevy II for $100. Great car- straight 6, 3 on the tree, 300,000 Miles. Burned gas oil and antifreeze but never quit.
I bet it's still pulling a trailer in a farmer's field somewhere.

TidalFlats,
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@edwilk @ColesStreetPothole @glasspusher @AlterNewt @12thRITS @Biff52
Pulls up to Change lane being chewed on by a carload of flesh eating space lizards
"That will be 25¢ Sir."

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