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glasspusher

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he/him, standing with 🏳️‍⚧️, 🏳️‍🌈 and 🇺🇦
“it is better to disable one streetlight than to curse the light pollution”
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Alice, to random
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I’m looking forward to Taylor Swift's follow-up to Florida!!! where she sings all about the struggles with trying to get out of a timeshare down in Destin.

glasspusher,
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@Alice shit my mom could have written that song

Alice, to random
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Bad news: One of my coworkers just followed me on Mastodon.

Good news: My watch is letting me count my panic attack as a workout.

glasspusher,
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@Alice we’re not coworkers anymore

glasspusher,
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@Alice you give strontium 90 a bad name!

keithmorrisnm, to random
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Important hapsburg update

https://thebaffler.com/latest/feeling-blessed-hooks

glasspusher,
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@TidalFlats @keithmorrisnm

yikes

glasspusher,
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@TidalFlats @keithmorrisnm I had a really weird dream in the middle of the night last night, and now I'm glad it didn't involve Peter Thiel or Hapsburgs

keithmorrisnm, to random
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There you have it

glasspusher,
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@AlterNewt @TidalFlats @keithmorrisnm @edwilk

The early bird gets the brain worm

drskyskull, to random
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Is there anybody

... out there?

glasspusher,
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@olav @RememberUsAlways @drskyskull

Come on now

rooster, to random
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I spent 35 years incorrectly assuming I’d never like how jeans fit

glasspusher,
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@rooster where’s you’re awesome belt?

the_etrain, to random
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Your toot. Is very funny. I give it boost, yes?

glasspusher,
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@the_etrain is not problem

keithmorrisnm, to random
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glasspusher,
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@edwilk @keithmorrisnm

this is the kind of one stop shopping that parents appreciate

Kierkegaanks, to random
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In a time when the western world is so divided it’s on the brink of civil war, there are still two issues that unite everyone: You don’t shoot puppies in the face. And who ever came up with this useless brainfart and forced it on us needs to pay

glasspusher,
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@Kierkegaanks @tantramar @Sir_Osis_of_Liver @tayfonay

I hear tuberculosis makes you appreciate a lot of things more than you used to

Alice, (edited ) to random
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As if depression isn't bad enough, how are we ever going be able to compete with the GREAT Depression?

glasspusher,
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@Alice malaise

-Jimmy Carter

StefanThinks, to random
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I wish I had the ability to write bangers instead of these fantastic tits.

glasspusher,
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@StefanThinks my bangers are up here, buster!

StefanThinks, to random
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I got a roll of stickers to reward my kids for learning new things, but the one-year-old got a hold of them and covered himself with stickers. So now I have no choice but to call him out and shame him for stolen valor.

glasspusher,
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@StefanThinks probably been stealing since he could crawl!

thepoliticalcat, to random
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What a fucking horror story. NJ sheriff's deputy planning to sue these bastids for treating her like shit for forever:

https://nordot.app/1159928949698921287?c=592622757532812385

Your PSA:

Adamo, a [Republican running as a Democrat], and Speziale, a Democrat, both have decades of law enforcement service in New Jersey. (Adamo was a Republican until earlier this year.) The absolute GALL of these people.

glasspusher,
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@thepoliticalcat hwow. Disgusting

glasspusher,
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@thepoliticalcat yeah get me one too.

“I’m with the bear” would also work these days, I guess

skinnylatte, (edited ) to Birds
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European starling outside my window, just yabbering away

glasspusher,
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@skinnylatte starling?

glasspusher,
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@skinnylatte I think you misspelled@starling as sterling

glasspusher,
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@skinnylatte I blame Obama

glasspusher, to random
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@edwilk @TidalFlats @Biff52

weather is happening!

weather station readout showing 11.4 mm of rain thus far today with a rain rate of 8.1 mm/hr at the bottom, the display says “It’s raining cats and dogs”

glasspusher,
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@12thRITS @TidalFlats @AlterNewt @Biff52 @edwilk

Pretty much. Lost any sympathy for GM after that…episode

glasspusher,
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@TidalFlats @12thRITS @AlterNewt @Biff52 @edwilk

Gaaaaaah! Make it stop!

glasspusher,
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@12thRITS @TidalFlats @AlterNewt @Biff52 @edwilk my family had two pintos- strangely, the inline 4 cylinder engines were made by vw. They were more reliable and easier to maintain than the gm cars we had

glasspusher,
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@ColesStreetPothole @AlterNewt @TidalFlats @edwilk @12thRITS @Biff52

Tell us your stories. Here 4 u

glasspusher,
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@ColesStreetPothole @AlterNewt @TidalFlats @edwilk @12thRITS @Biff52

Also my aforementioned ‘78 sunbird broke a front ball joint when I was on NJ 18 south going through New Brunfuss

glasspusher,
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@TidalFlats @edwilk @ColesStreetPothole @AlterNewt @12thRITS @Biff52

had a car catch fire when I was driving. my passenger almost jumped out of the car. I pulled over and we put it out (rug/hole in the floor/exhaust pipe) was able to douse it and complete the trip

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