@Velveteen@labyrinth.zone
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Velveteen

@Velveteen@labyrinth.zone

digital girl, digital world
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Just noticed how absolutely harrowed this platypus looks because it has a face full of panda arse.

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My ps5 just randomly made the spin up sound and then a bird outside made the exact same sound. They're in love.

Velveteen,
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The playstations yearn for the skies

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My crazy coworker just told me that the water isn't real anymore

Velveteen,
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It's because when she eats ice it foams in her mouth, whatever that means. She said that we haven't seen any adverse effects yet but it's only the beginning.

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By the way it started when the pandemic started, it snowed really bad and then it took a long time for the snow to melt.

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Hi

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Forgot to say, I got Final Fantasy Tactics Advance and the previous save file is still on here. Bill went HARD on this game.

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Wasn't going to post this before Caturday but decided it's too good.

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The sky banana is here to give us all super powers

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3d printers are cool and all but I can never shake the thought that printing random objects I download from the Internet would just be creating more and more instant plastic waste that will live forever in the landfill once I get bored of it, you know?

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Went to lush earlier to get a bath bomb and I got some bath bomb dust in my eye and my eye started fizzing.

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Always seem to leave my pepper spray at home on days where the train station is extra spicy :haggard:

Velveteen,
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@kaylee I recommend the Sabre pepper gel with UV ink

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By the way, for how much people make the "Nokia phones were indestructible" joke, it seems like nobody ever mentions the fact that with the old Nokia phones you could just pop the case off and look at the Terminator looking guts and even use it without the plastic at all. I had the same Nokia 5210 model as my aunt and the case opened in the middle between the screen and the number pad. She had a blue case and I had a red one so we just swapped half of our cases so we could have multicoloured mobile phones.

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What are the benefits of using Firefox over any other Browser?

Velveteen,
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@samxavia

  • You don't contribute to Google's browser engine monopoly which allows them to force standards they invented onto the Web
  • When chrome implements the thing coming soon to gimp the functionality of ad blockers, Firefox will still have the full functionality
  • teehee cute fox :foxDance:
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The other day I had a massive urge to play some Lemmings but specifically the Acorn PC Risc OS version

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How long until woem.men ends up on fediblock for untagged pornography

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Why is it called bottom surgery if it's in the middle of your body? :akko_wtf2:

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Had a dream that pizza hut did a kingdom hearts collab that had duck, dog and mouse meat on the pizza

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The other day my coworker kept going on and on about the hollow earth and how there's dinosaurs and flying bicycles on the underside of the earth but she kept calling it the middle earth.

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@Hundstrasse the running theory between my manager and I right now is that the tartareans (the ancient civilisation of humans who live in the hollow earth) keep the dinosaurs as pets like in the flintstones and they need the flying bicycles so they can reach the dino heads to pet them.

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question: has anyone actually ever used fedi22

Velveteen,
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@blobcat it is kind of weird that the opt in hashtag for this is , like you're excluded if you weren't part of the twitter migration or whatever, or like the fediverse only existed since 2022....

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Good morng fedi

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Vel (velfie)

Velveteen,
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@puniko yaseen too! Lol

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