ashten

@ashten@woem.men

[evil] lvl. 100 autistic lesbian vampire catgirl who's so bad at being evil she always chooses the good option by accident.


ℹ️ Head Server maid for woem.men ​:blobcatchewwire:​

⚠️ Can be unhinged sometimes.
⚠️ Banned from TBS for being "anti-TBS."

ℹ️ Girlfriends: Leah, Amber
ℹ️ Headmates: Leebee, Katherine, and Emily
ℹ️ Goddaughter: Luna

ℹ️ Unhinged Account

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ashten, to random
ashten, to random

having two gfs is like:
​:neocat_blush_hide:​

ashten, to random

my personal idea of fedi is actively federating with other instances while keeping blocklists to a minimum

RE: https://transfem.social/notes/9tomd9eksy9x02o8

puniko, to random

boops @ashten

ashten,

@puniko boops back

ashten,

@puniko hows the puni?

ashten,

@puniko yay! friday! im doing okidokes! about to go to eep! :3

ashten, to random

fedi, would you still love me if i were straight?
or would that be too gay?

ashten, to random

fedi, is it gay to admit im gay?

ashten, to random

i think im gay or something

puppygirlhornypost, to random

you know what’s funny I didn’t see this post and I went "damn i feel weird for crushing on her so hard" where is the post about lesbians

RE: https://woem.men/notes/9s4j0725ug8900xk

ashten,

@puppygirlhornypost dlkjafsalkjdsa ​:neocat_blush_hide:​

ashten,

@puppygirlhornypost @spinach ig you shouldve asked me out earlier

or maybe i shouldve asked you out

ashten, to random

im sorry everyone

each time you load sharkey, youre loading meta

puppygirlhornypost, to random
@puppygirlhornypost@transfem.social avatar

it's funny how much of my tech knowledge stems directly from some sort of spite on my dad spying on me using windows parental controls.

RE: https://transfem.social/notes/9tn3lk8p2pq401nn

ashten,

@puppygirlhornypost omg me too XD

ashten,

@puppygirlhornypost omg XD it was that easy to bypass???

ashten, to random

ohhhhhhh

that explains why my computer started playing sound randomly in the middle of the night

windows restarted to do updates and relaunched everything
including my youtube tabs

ashten, to random

crypto you could usually avoid

but jfc, you literally cannot avoid ai and im so fucking sick of it now

ashten, to random

in case anyone asks why woem.men is so speedy:

  1. our server is in space, and so has a direct line of sight connection to you
  2. its also in the ocean, so we get liquid cooling
  3. and its in a girl's bedroom collecting the latest yuri
ashten, to random

ehhhhhh most meta comes to me via other people

i actually usually ignore content under the "meta" CW unless i know it has to do with me directly

RE: https://woem.men/notes/9tly3k5k278m0211

ashten, to random

/dev/purr

puppygirlhornypost, to random
@puppygirlhornypost@transfem.social avatar

eris sorry for rant hijacking ur post into discourse

ashten,

@puppygirlhornypost smh typical amber /lh /tease

ashten, to random

no wonder techbros like AI so much

it spews out made-up bullshit just like they do!

garden, to random

apparently firefox enhanced tracking protection breaks some of the profile decorations on woem.men ​:neocat_woozy:​
thats why i couldnt see my own profile properly before

  • posted by Vi
ashten,

@garden huh. interesting, cuz we dont track you

ashten, to random

holy shit
y'all weren't joking about the history channel
theyre literally talking about how the pyramid is an oscillator designed to generate electricity
and that ig its a "chemical reactor"

ashten, to random

i should tell the judge about my experience as a moderator

im sure that'll get me selected for sure! /j

ashten, to random

goddammit bad place for a typo

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