ashten

ashten, 19 days ago to random

hey girl~

starts rifling through a book called "pickup lines for autistic people." uhhhh... can i inject you the same way you got injected with a vaccine? jfc, what is this garbage?

so, uh,,, neurotypicals, huh? ​:neocat_bottom:​

ashten, 20 days ago to random

today i learned, i can use cloudflare to block AI scrapers

so, woem.men users, rest peacefully. your content (hopefully) wont be scraped by AI!

ashten, 21 days ago to random

me trying to sell my sysadmin skills to potential employers

ashten, 21 days ago to random

helldivers 2 refund requested

ashten, 21 days ago to random

its amazing how the helldivers 2 reviews went from overwhelmingly position to mostly negative in just a few days

people had a LOT of faith in that studio, and tbh, i dont blame them. that studio was doing a lot of stuff right. and then suddenly, it alienated most of its community.

puniko, 22 days ago to random

@LianSirenia Happy Bday

​:nacho_cake:​

ashten, 22 days ago to random

we're upgrading our arsenal from fediblocks to fedinukes

ashten, 22 days ago to random

i am pleased to announce that the woem.men mod team will be receiving a new fleet of vehicles!

we believe that full militarization of our mod team is essential to keeping the transphobes and cops away from our safe space!

this is a joke

ashten, 22 days ago to random

i wonder how shocking it would be if i could just delete everyone's transphobic beliefs overnight

we'd be treated soooooo much better

ashten, 22 days ago to random

have you tried turning the economy off and back on again?

ashten, 23 days ago to random

uhm, excuse me miss
yah, you!
you are so gender
​:neocat_aww:​

ashten, 23 days ago to random

when you get isekai'd, make sure its the same truck your gf gets isekai'd by

otherwise, you might end up in a different world

ashten, 24 days ago to random

you can trust me®

ashten, 24 days ago to random

i got a few referals from fedi, but they fell through cuz they got switched to in-office jobs after i applied.

so, here's a new revision of my resume. please, if your employer is hiring, let me know, or forward my resume to them.

i super appreciate it!

ashten, 24 days ago to random

intel chip instability fiasco explained

well, first of all... they laid off 2/3rds of their validation team, myself included

ashten, 25 days ago to random

"18+"
look inside
trans woman that was incorrectly labeled as NSFW by a cishet person

RE: https://possum.city/notes/9ssnuwksc1yp000z

ashten, 26 days ago to random

hey, amd, why is your overclocking utility using 25GB of memory?

screenshot shows less memory cuz it went up in the time between taking the screenshot and posting this

ashten, 26 days ago to random

me on a date:

me:

so, what do you do for a living?

robotgirl:> i figure out how to optimize the paperclip making process to produce the maximum amount possible

me:> ...

robotgirl:> ...is that okay?

me: > OMG! YOU'RE PERFECT! WANNA TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE WITH ME??? ​:neocat_aww:​

ashten, 26 days ago to random

dont forget that fox news is against furries

which means they alienated their target demographic: foxes

ashten, 26 days ago to random

woem.men receives 2TB in requests every month

ashten, 26 days ago to random

2b2key
the worlds oldest fedi anarchy server

ashten, 27 days ago to random

Creates a fediblock post about ban evasion for having an alt

RE: https://social.xenofem.me/objects/00155d3f-7907-4264-9855-7ad8f81a9055

ashten, 27 days ago to random

i found this neat box.
i like the ticking noise from it's contents!
purrrrrrsssss
/
​:neocat_box:​
tick tick tick tick tick

ashten, 27 days ago to random

me: whatcha doing?

leah: playing the bubble game

me: uhhhh... well... im about to shut down the server for a bit

leah: ASHTEN!!! IM ABOUT TO GET A HIGH SCORE!!!

ChaosKitsune, 27 days ago to random

Whoever invented the popcorn button on the microwave made the most useless button