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ceenote,

It’s the coconut at the end that just makes it ^chef’s kiss^ perfect.

ceenote,

So true. No gym I’ve ever been to has been willing to put in a cat ear machine.

ceenote,

I’ll start my own gym. With catgirls and a second goddamn bench press rack.

ceenote,

Not even that.

More like “You can’t stop us as long as we go through the motions.”

Victim reports his father missing. Police instead interrogated him for 17 hours, said they killed his dog, and withheld his meds from the victim. Victim tried to commit suicide in the room. (lemmy.world)

At one point during the interrogation, the investigators even threatened to have his pet Labrador Retriever, Margosha, euthanized as a stray, and brought the dog into the room so he could say goodbye. “OK? Your dog’s now gone, forget about it,” said an investigator....

ceenote,

None of those cops received any punishment and the taxpayers covered the bill. God bless America.

ceenote,

I know it’s a joke, but here’s a fun fact: very few original Greek sculptures survive to today. Most/all the marble statues we’d call greek sculptures are actually Roman reproductions of the Greek originals. The Greeks used bronze, and pretty much all of them wound up getting melted down in the middle ages, since bronze is useful for other things and all the statues were derided as “pagan”.

ceenote,

Art history class in college was as useful as I expected, but more interesting than I expected.

ceenote,

Even before you get to lobbying to criminalize things that shouldn’t be crimes, the fact that anyone pretends to expect for-profit prisons to rehabilitate any criminal is so idiotic.

ceenote,

Nationalism. If they just give up what they got then this whole thing was just a humiliating waste of life and money for Russia.

ceenote,

It might not be such a hard pill to swallow if they’d just, I dunno, draw and quarter the guy who got them into this mess.

ceenote,

I dunno, knives and male genitals don’t really mix.

ceenote, (edited )

I miss the Onion’s Diamond Joe Biden. This sounds like something he’d have said.

ceenote, (edited )

Maybe we haven’t heard from him in awhile because the feds got him. Barry O, being out of the oval office, couldn’t work that sweet black magic to get uncle Joe out of trouble anymore.

ceenote,

This garbage could have hardly made it clearer that he was going to the protests in hopes that he could murder someone. Greg Abbott could hardly make it clearer that if you’re a piece of shit who wants to murder black people and their allies, he’s got your back.

ceenote,

Something like 3% of democratic voters. Which would be a margin they could afford to lose if not for the electoral college.

ceenote,

I had heard it from this video, but she doesn’t cite her source. Gallup says war in the middle east is cited as the most important issue by 2% of voters.

ceenote, (edited )

This gives off big “The Mummy” vibes. We sure this isn’t a mummy wearing a museum curator skin suit?

ceenote,

How incompetent do you have to be to get in trouble for bribing politicians in this country? Those politicians worked so hard to make certain forms of bribery legal. I get why they’re upset.

ceenote,

It’s gonna take a lot some more bribes to get them out of this pickle!

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