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hotdogsladies, to random
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"Please make a detailed Renaissance-era painting of a learned chimpanzee with eyeglasses casually walking through a busy library with a chainsaw"

donburnside,
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@hotdogsladies I feel this needs to be the replacement show art for all of your shows. At least for a week. And maybe make a show to discuss the genius that was both your prompt, and this amazing piece!

Also, I feel the chainsaw has a very interesting back story.

rscottjones, to random
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I’ve gotten this excessive heat warning every day for a few days now, all projected for later in the week. Yeah, I get it, but also: it’s Phoenix, we all know it gets hot here. One alert is enough, I don’t need multiple reminders about the same warning.

(Also, I’ll be outside that day 😂)

donburnside,
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@rscottjones I love how get warnings now, but come July they skip even though it’s going to be in the 11x and above. It’s like they warn us now and later we should know. lol

donburnside, to random
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You would think that a CTO of a company would know that underlined text in a blog post is a bit of a no no.

donburnside,
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@LoneLocust Oh totally need to bring back the blink tag!

donburnside, to random
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Interesting stat about the Trump jury.

Seems some of these folks easily could have gone his way. You know, if they actually thought he was not guilty.

donburnside,
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@LoneLocust I figured as much, but the folks that I have to talk to don’t understand logic or rules, so I need pretty pictures and easy to understand generalizations. 😎😅

donburnside, to random
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I’d wager the GOP just brought Nikki Haley up to the bullpen.

donburnside,
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@LoneLocust a fella can dream

donburnside, to random
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Getting seriously close to 40c, which is my new "gosh darnit it's too hot to ride bikes".

But, 37c is still 3 under. So, 5 ebike miles without crossing any major roads it shall be! PAS 2 also, just in case.

donburnside,
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@LoneLocust wow. It’s a frigid 38 up here.

rscottjones, to Arizona
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Had a fun time barhopping with some friends yesterday, a belated celebration of my wife’s birthday. It’s also the first (and much needed) “out with friends” time I’ve gotten since my dad died.

Our first stop was The Perch, a fun that doubles as an exotic bird rescue. Our second stop, The Sleepy Whale, is one of our favorite taprooms. We rounded out the day with stops at QuartHaus and Pedal Haus Brewing.

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donburnside,
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@rscottjones all of my fav old haunts. Sounds like a great way to spend a day!

donburnside,
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@rscottjones been out here since ‘16. Used to live at 101 & Ray, and a short stint at Alma School and Warner.

Old Town Chandler makes me wish Glendale had something even remotely close to this cool!

donburnside,
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@LoneLocust @rscottjones I think that’s still farmland out there 😂

donburnside, to random
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This is to certify that I, Don Burnside, can ride 20 miles on my ebike without getting violently ill.

donburnside,
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@LoneLocust that’s an easy 3 miles I tack on, depending on my mood. Sometimes that’s it, but today I wanted more so I headed north.

The part that looks a state is 15 ish miles. It’s a route I’ve been riding for almost 10 years.

donburnside, to random
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I'm not typically a delivery guy, because today I just spent an extra $30 on grocery shopping because I have a serious eye problem.

Can't see myself going to the grocery store today or tomorrow.

donburnside,
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@LoneLocust I would probably classify this as a "dad joke".

LoneLocust, to random
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As I watched this ad, my first thought was, “WTF?” But about halfway through, I realized it was being compressed INTO an iPad. “OK, I get it…”

But

The misstep to me is that the items are (a) obviously being destroyed and (b) leaking out and therefore escaping being part of the iPad. The iPad is therefore less than the sum of the parts.

Also, the rubber ball face doesn’t look happy being squished.

I reckon this ad will disappear very soon.
https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/112411319892987319

donburnside,
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@LoneLocust I didn't like it, but that's mostly due the crushing of glass and other violent reactions. It was very unpleasant for me to watch.

LoneLocust, to StarTrek
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My years-long watch/re-watch of every episode of every series of has brought me to today where I start series 5 of .

I have caught up to the current season and will be caught up to the current episode by next week.

Just in time for the end.

donburnside,
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@LoneLocust Wow. Even Enterprise?

LoneLocust, to cycling
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It’s always the fucking landscapers parking in the bike lane — RIGHT in front of the No Parking sign.

donburnside,
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@LoneLocust always.

LoneLocust, to cycling
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I am now officially the owner of an old man’s bike seat. #BikeTooter #SpongyWonder

donburnside,
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@LoneLocust @evoterra less pressure on the sit bone makes sense.

Something to keep in mind.

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