⁃ Society: Appoint Geoff the Moorhen head of noise control (we need more)
⁃ Health: Ban bread
⁃ Housing: Install hundreds of tents in early June to house the spiders
⁃ Crime: Do a crime and we’ll send the swans ‘round (they can break your arm you know)
⁃ Mandatory daily 2-minute quack for all EMF attendees
⁃ Nationalise Jonty