evilcookies98

evilcookies98, 6 months ago to random

He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows if you’ve been bad or good, all of this leads me to one conclusion. Santa Claus is a stalker.

evilcookies98, 6 months ago to random

OK, to the random idiot on Facebook who just messaged me claiming they won Powerball and wanted to help people by giving away free money, I’m not falling for that one anymore than I’m falling for the last 50. You are not getting my cash tag.

evilcookies98, 3 months ago to random

Station Playlist tip of the week, you cannot access the encoder to prepare to disconnect it from within the TweeseCake window

evilcookies98, 6 months ago to random

unboxing and set up of the Chromecast with Google TV
https://youtube.com/live/CsuIncwyIPE?si=7kYHFWqLWreOxF44

evilcookies98, 4 months ago to random

Joke alert!

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?

A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?

A: Don't shake it.

evilcookies98, 4 months ago to random

Even after over a year, it still amazes me every day that I can open my timeline and read actual posts and not a plethora of advertisements and spam. I just keep waiting for the bitcoin scams, and the ad barrage. How many times must I remind myself that it isn’t going to happen? Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want it to happen, but I spent so many years on social media, having to fight past ads to get through to the stuff. I actually wanted to read that not having to do it still grabs my attention a little.

evilcookies98, 5 months ago to random

Do any of you happen to have the humanware thingy from NLS? I’m having problems with mine and I’m wondering if someone can help.

evilcookies98, 5 months ago to random

How to fix Google Assistant when it won't respond to you. Step one, make sure it's actually turned on

evilcookies98, 4 months ago to random

Dear humans, if you ever return a computer, please, for the love of Pete, decrypt it first. I was literally up all night trying to break FileVault on a relatives new, to them, iMac. Evil chocolate cookie, 1, FileVault, 0.

evilcookies98, 6 months ago to random

The stupid award of the day goes to me for trying to listen to music with the volume muted, and then wondering why it wouldn’t play

evilcookies98, 5 months ago to random

Pro tip, you cannot take notes using the TuneIn Radio app

evilcookies98, 8 months ago to random

There used to be an account on the other thing that someone created for a pizza roll. Why can’t one of us here create a Mastodon profile for the whammy. I would follow the whammy. It can’t take money I don’t have.

evilcookies98, 4 months ago to random

And I just found another incident of a small channel being targeted. Brand new channel got removed after less than a week for no good reason because YouTube claim the channel owner was violating every policy in the book, which they weren’t.

evilcookies98, 5 months ago to random

Dear Firefox, on the computer, when I tell you to download something, please don’t play it if it’s a media file. I want to download it.

evilcookies98, 7 months ago to random

So for anyone who didn’t catch the podcast last night, celebrity Jeopardy very nearly gave me a heart attack. To understand why, you need to understand that when my dogs start barking at the top of their lungs, I can’t hear voiceover if it’s right in my ear, let alone the TV show I’m trying to watch while my phone is on the table. The last thing I clearly heard was Ken talking to a contestant, then the dogs started barking. When they stopped, Alex was talking. I just about jumped out of my chair. On rewinding things I now know that they showed an old celebrity Jeopardy clip because one of the contestants had made an appearance a couple of decades ago, but at the time, that was creepy.

evilcookies98, 6 months ago to random

I wish code factory actually gave half a crap. The new Voice I bought a few days ago with the remainder of my Google play balance is awesome, but it cannot pronounce Alex Trebek’s last name, which is one of my sacred words. If a voice cannot pronounce that it irritates the life out of me.

evilcookies98, 7 months ago to random

Update, I can’t say too much, other than making that video paid off

evilcookies98, 6 months ago to random

Dummy award of the day goes to me for trying to read an audiobook with the Discord app. Yes, I am posting from iOS, but only because Mr. pixel is on charge. Actually, on that topic, you folks know I love to name my devices. My new phone and my earphones are nameless right now. I’m not going to name them though. You are. Send me any ideas you’ve got, and I will put them in the virtual hat and have a randomizer pull from the list.

evilcookies98, 7 months ago to random

I wish I could say I’m in a better mood, but I’m just not. TikTok decided to ban me for the same crap YouTube as accusing me of, and their appeal process is not accessible. If I don’t get that figured out in just a couple of weeks, they’re going to trash my account.

evilcookies98, 6 months ago to random

Attention podcast listeners, being in front of the microphone 7 days a week is starting to get a little bit tiring. I feel it's necessary to take at least one day for myself, and therefore, until further notice I am cutting the Sunday segment. Please do not cut my head off. I don't want all of my stuff to suffer due to mental burnout

evilcookies98, 7 months ago to random

Listen to the most recent episode of my podcast: Spotlight: the second chance tournament https://anchor.fm/jeopardychronicles/episodes/Spotlight-the-second-chance-tournament-e2a9pqu

evilcookies98, 6 months ago to random

How to break your WhatsApp in one easy step. Step one, forget the password to the encrypted Google drive backup containing all of your chat messages

evilcookies98, 7 months ago to random

Discovery of the day. Bing is an idiot. It thinks Voice Dream reader, and KNFB reader are screen readers for the iPhone and I can switch one of those on in place of voiceover.

evilcookies98, 8 months ago to random

Please boost for reach. My mom and sister are going to Utah until Monday morning. I can’t go. The person I’ll be left with is mentally and emotionally abusive. I’ll be stuck in my room with no food or drinks. My only hope is to get a hotel and food during that time. I don’t care if I have to sleep in the basement and eat off the dollar menu. I just need out. Cash app is $EvilChocolateCookie and PayPal is theevilchocolatecookie@gmail.com
I’m sorry, but I’m desperate.

evilcookies98, 6 months ago to random

Apologies to everyone who was following me on TikTok for the whole me disappearing from your list thing. Trust me, it wasn’t my choice. I tried getting sided assistance with the appeal and they refused it because it took two extra minutes for someone to read me the information off of my cash app card because they don’t take Discover, considering literally every other appeal method required me to take pictures while simultaneously holding my ID card in one hand and a piece of paper in the other, and also somehow the phone, there just wasn’t anything else I could’ve done, and now they’ve taken away my account and all of my stuff with it. I couldn’t even download my data. That makes me sad because I just lost a couple of very important videos I made