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exchgr

@exchgr@mastodon.world

move slow & fix things

music • photography • poetry • code

🎸 since 1998
👩🏻‍💻 since 2006 (pro since 2012)

aka inkjetski • new single “home to you” out now on bandcamp/apple music/spotify

building: uncut systems
prev: sotheby’s, twitter, spotify, meetup, etc

roles: front-end, back-end, sre, infra, platform, devex, tech lead, consultant

practices: xp, tdd, ddd, pairing, mobbing, t-shaped, xfun teams

languages: ruby, js, ts, go, java, scala, swift, html, css, sql

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here we go

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who called it object oriented programming and not class struggle

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there are blue and white pebbles floating around my screen for some reason

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whomst ever decided that non-hi-res “lossless” means up to 24-bit/48kHz instead of just 16/44.1 on apple music has earned my eternal wrath

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reddit is just privatized usenet. slack is just privatized irc. streaming is just privatized piracy. social media is just privatized blogging

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never understood why SPA was even a thing. it’s inherently significantly more tech debt to reimplement everything the browser already does

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can’t believe i’m watching the super bowl

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about to get real serious about jazz

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van leeuwen dulce de leche brownie is the goat

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😮‍💨

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finally watching sotu. good goddamn, biden is killing it

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spent all day walking through branch brook park and i am officially deader than the proverbial doornail

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time to catch up on ps showcase

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entropy strikes again: one of two drives in my nas failed a smart test

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is it too much to ask of REI to just have some decent bike jackets in stock at the store

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i think after twin peaks i’m gonna have to watch the x-files all the way through for the first time. so much crossover

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speaking as a jew, it’s not antisemitic to call for the end of a genocide. it is antisemitic to use accusations of antisemitism as a cover for carrying out genocide

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😮‍💨 had a spell of heat exhaustion last night. definitely spent too much time outside this weekend. today is a great day to rest up

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the convertible touchscreen mac already exists. unfortunately it’s running iPadOS

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i have tickets to see dune 2 in imax 70mm in the 3rd row center (best available) in a week 🍿🪱

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good god

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a problem with self-driving cars is the industry is trying to solve problems that trains solved like a century and a half ago. it’s asking the wrong question. instead of “how do i simulate a human driver?” it should be asking “how do i make it physically impossible for this car to leave its path?” it’s much easier to program a computer that can only go forwards and backwards, where the steering is a physical inevitability, and route switching happens in concert with a different computer

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broke: rabbit r1
woke: https://100r.co/

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that’s alright, i’ve preemptively blocked threads.net. yep, all of it. i don’t want it subsuming my content into its ai

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sometimes i don’t realize how bad the SAD has gotten me until the first really spring-like day (yesterday) (warm, sunny, everything blooming or about to bloom)

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