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exchgr

@exchgr@mastodon.world

move slow & fix things

music • photography • poetry • code

🎸 since 1998
👩🏻‍💻 since 2006 (pro since 2012)

aka inkjetski • new single “home to you” out now on bandcamp/apple music/spotify

building: uncut systems
prev: sotheby’s, twitter, spotify, meetup, etc

roles: front-end, back-end, sre, infra, platform, devex, tech lead, consultant

practices: xp, tdd, ddd, pairing, mobbing, t-shaped, xfun teams

languages: ruby, js, ts, go, java, scala, swift, html, css, sql

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i love how there just happens to be a stanford professor walking around out there doing podcasts and interviews about how we don’t have free will, right at the moment when so-called AI is ascendant

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mainstream society has long accepted the idea that 2+2=4. but a growing number of brave dissidents think 2+2=5. who’s right? we’ve investigated the merits and flaws of both claims so you can make an informed decision.

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sampling “souvlaki space station” is the express route to the center of my heart https://music.apple.com/us/album/truthband-regulator/1724428125?i=1724428126

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who called it “google zero” and not “new google”

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why undo an obviated process when you can use a ton of ⚡️electricity⚡️ and automate it instead? more exciting that way

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tfw when you’re doing remote tech support for a non-tech-savvy relative and you have to walk them through how screen sharing works, then later, the zoom session runs out of free minutes, so you switch to google meet, which doesn’t let you control their screen, so you have to walk them through extremely tedious steps, and they keep clicking the wrong thing because everything is named the same thing, and then you take your airpods out for a break but that breaks your system audio so you have to re

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WRITEME

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why is every company like this now https://toot.cafe/@chartier/112526878886378948

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i’m in a cafe in bushwick that’s playing mid-2000s mall punk

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yeah baybee

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free (extremely nerdy) idea: key signing parties but for johning mastodon

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i absolutely love how my ipad can be so slow to wake up on pressing the power button that it thinks i’m holding it down and activates siri. no privacy violations detected there

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wondering how many people out there are more susceptible to disinformation because they have eye problems that make them less able to read books

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sure, it’s nice in theory to get rid of the car lane on prospect park’s east drive, but then you actually have to get rid of the cars. maintenance vehicles now have no official dedicated lane, so naturally they veer into the bike lane. sounds like blasphemy, but they should’ve kept the car lane, maybe specifying that it’s for maintenance vehicles only and banning outside traffic through the park

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😮‍💨 had a spell of heat exhaustion last night. definitely spent too much time outside this weekend. today is a great day to rest up

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i need my meat eating friends to learn about tofu and seitan plz

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this display technology looks very impressive. unfortunately it’s attached to a cringey technospiritual vision https://youtube.com/watch?v=9M6zT0mRvW0

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ahhhh thank goodness, the baratza virtuoso+ uses mostly the same parts as the original virtuoso, which i’ve owned for about a decade. so i can still replace a recently-cracked burr ring holder, and a cracked-since-day-one hopper for like $15 total instead of getting a whole new grinder for $250

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just imagined a type of guy who denies climate change because his weather app can’t predict more than a week in advance, so how could we possibly have predicted the far future of weather

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this and starfield are the two xbox games i most wish would see a ps5 release. still not gonna buy an xbox, but i’m super looking forward to the next crop of ue5 aaa games https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog/112502037981065112

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these days, if i see someone’s a professor at stanford, i just kind of roll my eyes and say “next”

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i really gotta wonder if part of the reason companies keep releasing these half-baked AI disinformation generators is that they believe their own hype/con so much that they just magically think AI will figure it all out if you just throw enough “data” at it

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going to a party called “cornhub” today

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tfw when an article is so chopped up by ads that safari reader’s heuristics don’t even detect it as an article

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oh man, wow, fuck this guy https://ra.co/features/4325

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