@flexghost Not bad! I was expecting a hung jury, especially when it came out that at least two of the jurors were Red Hats. Either they found Jesus real fast or the other 10 jurors threatened to throw their battered remains in the city landfill on Staten Island.
Look at it this way -- he finally won a popular vote!
Happy #Eclipse Day, everybody! I'm lucky that where I am, it's supposed to be clear this afternoon, so I'll be able to see something. It'll only be 82% coverage, but it's better than nothing! #astronomy#solareclipse
@flexghost Many things about her "speech" appalled me, but the top of the list is 1) SHE GAVE IT IN THE KITCHEN and 2) It looked like a bad high school drama club audition tape. She was cycling between laughing, crying, and rage, sometimes within the same sentence. All that was missing was Sarah McLachlan's "Angel" overlaid in the background.
Out of 332 million of us, there are literally only TWO people - both men, both white, both very old - who are qualified to be the next president of our country.
Please don't ask my why this is, and also, shut up and vote.
@imtheq Yes, everyone should shut up and vote. The reason is that voting for one of those old white men will ensure an election in 2028 while voting for the other will ensure there will never be another election again.
You want someone younger and more progressive in 2028? So do I. Voting for Dementia Don or voting third party/staying home will make damn sure that doesn't happen. Biden wasn't even my 3rd choice in 2020, but you dance with the one that brung you.
@BlackAzizAnansi As a child, I thought being an adult meant doing whatever you wanted, eating whatever you wanted, staying up as late as you wanted, wearing whatever you wanted...basically living with no rules.
As an adult, I know that's bullshit. There are rules and many of them exist because they're common sense.
Also, I didn't think I'd be single and unemployed at 42, taking care of my sick, elderly father. No one prepares you for that kind of adulthood.
I hate bands with dumb names. People say ‘it’s just a name’, but to me, It’s like saying ‘we don’t take this seriously’. I will avoid listening to acts with dumb names, and if I hear a track I like but hate the name, I won’t look up the rest. And yes, this is about King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard 🙄
@patrickworld Some of my favorite dumb band names are Squirrel Nut Zippers, Cherry Poppin' Daddies (and yes, it refers to exactly what you think it does), and everyone's perennial favorite, Butthole Surfers.
The #Packers are lucky to only be down by 1 at the half, but they ought to be up by about 14. Either they figure their shit out for the second half or they're going to be picking out tee times tomorrow. #GoPackGo#NFL#football#GBvsSF
Y'all. We. Need. TOUCHDOWNS. Jackasses. Score some friggin' points, here. You think the 49ers are going to let us hang around? I don't think so. #Packers#GoPackGo#NFL#football#GBvsSF
Okay, the offense scored 48 points, but the defense gave up 32. I don't care if most of those points came in garbage time. We won't be winning any future games this season doing that shit. KNOCK IT OFF. #GoPackGo#NFL#football#GBvsDAL
I'm enjoying this game too fucking much. It's not healthy. I think some Breyer's Chocolate Truffle ice cream is in my future. #GoPackGo#Packers#NFL#football#GBvsDAL
@flexghost I'd be fine with them taking a HS Civics test. Or better yet, the test prospective citizens have to take when they're naturalized. If we expect some Joe Schmo from Hungary to know that shit before becoming a citizen, someone born and raised here who wants to be President goddamn well better know it too.
How do you, as a Defensive Coordinator, keep your job when the worst team in football just scored 30 points against you? How? HOW????? #Packers#GoPackGo#NFL#football#GBvsCAR
