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“admitted homosexual”

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spent all afternoon dealing with what i thought was a qfn soldering issue, it was actually a short to ground elsewhere, broke a connector and pulled up a trace when trying to debug that.

i scream.

ve7fim, to random
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Guess what this little bastard does:

jacqueline,
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@ve7fim polarity swap?

jacqueline, to random
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why do places like the firefox start page do some kind of weird visit-count-based algorithm for what to show, when we know that LRU caches are usually the best for this sort of application?

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will everyone on fediverse love this or hate this? nobody knows https://mastodon.social/@Iris@scholar.social/110720634075166858

jacqueline,
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@whitequark i think it’s good on the basis that it will cost microsoft money with no return

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jacqueline,
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@byteborg seems fine to far. i'm gonna keep an eye on it tho. maybe reseat the chips with better thermal paste (i was apparently almost out)

jacqueline, to random
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jacqueline, to random
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i think that javascript does not count as programming. html and css both do count though

jacqueline,
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@benjaminhollon i don’t have any

scy, to random
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So I recently learned about the family of algorithms called reservoir sampling

and it made me look up whether the bulge at the tip of condoms is called a reservoir only in German or in English, too (it’s the latter)

I mean, maybe it’s just me, but I would’ve named the algorithm differently. Something that doesn’t invoke images of sommeliers and wine sampling maybe?!

jacqueline,
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@scy cum shuffle algorithm

jacqueline, to random
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it's not as glamourous as ui, but i wrote something cool today.

it's a shuffler. for shuffling your songs.

it can shuffle playlists of arbitrary size, without repeats, using a relatively small + fixed amount of memory

jacqueline,
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(it's basically just reservoir sampling with a bloom filter)

jacqueline,
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oh! it's also reversible.

you can 'unshuffle' it at any point, and it will drop you back into the sorted version of the queue, at the track you were currently playing.

jacqueline,
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@jaseg yeah! i think you’d want like a rolling couple of bloom filters or something.

for infinite shuffle i want to take a different approach though. i want to be clever and use characteristics of the music to get a more cohesive feeling experience

irenes, to random
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we're writing the code style guide for work (as a way of letting out frustration about, you know, code)

and we really need to work hard on not actually letting the feelings show up in the document, and just letting it be to-the-point advice. it is surprisingly hard to do that.

jacqueline,
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@irenes tbh i like a little subjectivity and emotion in a style guide. tell me what you think is ugly but worth it!! tell me we don’t use this part of the language bc it sucks!

mntmn, to random
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upgraded my personal/daily driver laptop MNT Reform to A311D processor and can keep my installed system and data, just everything is faster now

jacqueline,
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@mntmn zooooom

jacqueline, to random
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if they made pacific rim today they’d have to call the robot ‘twink’ bc of gender left wing

jacqueline,
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@esther chaser danger

gsuberland, to random
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a weird aspect of Microsoft making certain common desktop utility apps (e.g. Calculator) open source is that every so often I remember I had a PR accepted on that repo and now my code is running on a billion computers.

horrifying.

jacqueline,
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@gsuberland i started out as an android dev on google play services. horrifying scale.

jacqueline, to random
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i think the problem with the really fancy modern ‘dumb’ phones is that they try to strip down features to the bare minimum of what a phone is, without considering that that’s changed since 1998.

if you don’t live in the US you don’t care about sms. i don’t even care about calls. what i care about is being able to get a map or work out when my bus is

jacqueline, to random
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jrr tolkien would've loved wikis

jacqueline, to random
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there should be a linux phone vendor that isn’t sketchy. that would be cool.

ve7fim, to random
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Day 95 of - Yet another spacer board. My PCB fab must hate me for these.

jacqueline,
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@ve7fim pins 6 and 7. should that segment be biased to 0v?

jacqueline,
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@ve7fim huh, neat!!

jacqueline,
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@ve7fim oh god i hate app notes disagreeing like this. at least this confirms that how the unused part is configured is a part of the issue!

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