@jaiden@ordinary.cafe
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jaiden

@jaiden@ordinary.cafe

coo of https://fedi.fyralabs.com/@hq and noted unusual computer fiddler

domesticated by @lea

pfp by https://local.abtmtr.link/users/mtr

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jaiden, to random
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gave him a new brain

jaiden,
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you can tell i had a kano kit as a kid they drilled that shit in

jaiden, to random
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unlocking a girl's bootloader and installing linux (she is limited by artificial restrictions)

cablespaghetti, to random
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I know Bluefin Linux is supposed to have the “reliability and ease of use of a Chromebook” but what happens if you actually install it on a Chromebook? 😁

https://projectbluefin.io/

jaiden,
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@cablespaghetti EDGAR SPOTTED?!? also @owen has you beat by a bit

jaiden,
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@cablespaghetti @owen @s31bz As an Edgar owner, it's very slow, runs nicely with Xfce though

jaiden, to random
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so i’m told that if teenagers are mean to you you you should just pull out a random item and say some bullshit so now i present mine

pulls out chromebook as a weapon we’re going to have a nice long chat with your guidance counselors

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robotgirl who acts differently based on her exoskin

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robot girls shutting down during the night actually makes sense because they aren't draining the battery and it lets them charge faster

jaiden,
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@1 @elsie have we considered a nuclear robotgirl? along the lines of curiosity

i wanna see someone draw this, maybe make it bee themed with the little reactor bit

jaiden, to random
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we put haiku on it

also expect laptop pics tonight i have a little project to do

RE: https://ordinary.cafe/@jaiden/112503725198385044

jaiden, to random
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she balena on my etcher until i skip verification

jaiden, to random
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KEEP POSTING ABOUT ROBOTGIRLS

IM NOT TIRED OF SEEING IT

MY FRIENDS ON FEDI SENDING BOTS

ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKIN BOTS

MY COMPUTER OVERHEATED AND SHUT DOWN

AND I SAID "girl who's spent too much time in bed and her fans are clogged"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

jaiden,
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obvious reference

robotgirl posting so based

mattdm, to random
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Hotels should let you pick the chirality of your room.

jaiden,
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@danirabbit @mattdm i always end up on far side of the room, i prefer being far from the main door.

when i was in california with @lea she took the nightstand side and i took the wall side (except the first night)

it’s fascinating to me that everyone has such different preferences on this

jaiden,
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@vwbusguy @danirabbit @mattdm @lea exact opposite, scared of being near doors while asleep for reasons we won’t get into. also prefer to have my back to the wall in restaurants and public places generally

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she g on my parted until i GPT Header Error

jaiden, to random
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why do catgirls always have dogs?

jaiden, to random
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girl who’s been in bed too long (her fan is clogged with lint)

RE: https://ordinary.cafe/@jaiden/112433191107370621

alice, to random

pronouns blue/miku

jaiden,
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@alice blue hair and pronounce

jaiden, to random
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bullying a robotgirl by texting her "drop table"

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gonna make a video soon

i fucking love weird laptops holy shit

alice, to random

(Luna is playing Animal Crossing: New Horizons)

Me: what if the fish meows at you
Game: you caught a catfish

jaiden,
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@alice what if you meow at the fish

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jaiden,
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@N33R yeah actually, especially in this economy, lowers your taxes by a good deal

jaiden,
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@N33R higher IRA deduction my beloved

jaiden,
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@N33R yeah i don't think they'd consider a polycule having "schools for the preparation of its ministers", or "a distinct religious history"

also im just monogamous

jaiden,
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@N33R Citation: Minnesota Statutes 8130.6200 Subpt 3

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