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jaiden

@jaiden@ordinary.cafe

coo of https://fedi.fyralabs.com/@hq and noted unusual computer fiddler

domesticated by @lea

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maia, to random
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"Can you host a private website that hackers don't know about?"

i don't know dear stalkerware operator, but maybe you should first make your google slides based internal issue tracker not just publicly accessible

ActionRetro, to random
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I’m continuing to do weird things

holsta, to random
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As part of my ISO 27001 work, I often end up working with HR departments.

When they ask for examples on why a particular rule should be considered I use C-suite as examples of bad actors and their facial expressions are gold.

Their entire thinking is aimed towards crowd control, not an executive committing fraud.

They would pull three references + criminal background on a random IT worker but just accept whatever an incoming CFO says.

The patriarchy is helluva drug.

ElleGray, to random
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ai has entered its roast era. large scale mockery signals the beginning of the end. good. 🙂

shebang, to random

BORDERLINE SOFTWARE LICENSE (BSL) Copyright 2024-2069 Shebang, Ctrl, Eve

If you encounter a bug im so sorry,,, sorry,, i'm sorry,,, sorry,,, please dont hate me,,, sorry,,,,, sorrreyyy,,, ill be a good developer for user,,, just dont hate me please,,,, ;-;

This licence provides the terms under which you may use the code. but if you decide to ignore those, uhmm, please don't... you will ? oh, that's okay I guess, I understand. I mean you could have asked... no ? that's fine. it wasn't reasonable of me to set rules so strict on who could use my code, you're right. I'm glad you want to use my code...

grifferz, to debian
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systemd-boot support is coming to the Debian Installer.

https://lists.debian.org/debian-boot/2024/06/msg00013.html

#Debian

jaiden, to random
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forget bluey, curious george on top

steeps, to random
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pro tip if you take fanfics/erotica you're reading and make an IEEE conference-style PDF with them, you can get away with reading smut pretty much anywhere cause everyone will think you're a dry dick academic reading papers in a coffee shop

jschauma, to random
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Wikipedia ain't asleep.

lea, to random
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:3

astrid, to random
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rat, to random
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well, theres actually 126 officially recognized genders, according to Font Awesome, 112 of which you have to pay for

splorp, to apple
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Hey, Mastodon … I’m trying to track down an developer named Stephen A. Cronin.

He worked at and operated a software company called TapTech based out of Austin, Texas in the late 90s. I’ve managed to contact his former software partner, Francis Preve … but Francis lost touch with Stephen years ago.

Together they released a sequencer program for called NR404 and I’m hoping the source code still exists somewhere.

Boosts appreciated.

elsie, to random
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robot girls shutting down during the night actually makes sense because they aren't draining the battery and it lets them charge faster

jaiden, to random
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robotgirl who acts differently based on her exoskin

nano, to random
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owen, to tech
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Finally took a picture of all my laptops, took hours to set up😂

Hardware here includes:

  • ARM / x86_64 / x86_32
  • Chromebooks
  • MacBooks / MacBook Pros / MacBook Air
  • Many various PCs
  • SDR-DDR4 era

Operating Systems includes:

  • macOS Snow Leopard, Mojave, Ventura, and Sonoma
  • Windows 8.1 Embedded Pro, 10 Pro / Home, Windows 11 Pro
  • Ultramarine Linux 39 / 40, GNOME / KDE / Xfce
  • Bluefin DX
  • Arch
  • NixOS
  • Haiku
  • And begrudgingly, ChromeOS (one for testing, one I found that I have not yet submarined, whoops)

Laptops in the stacks are broken laptops.

There are 38 laptops here.

Yes I have a problem.

luna, to random

Average fedi user

Chrishallbeck, to random
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Are we sure geese aren’t just some sort of mech suit for snakes?

jaiden, to random
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she balena on my etcher until i skip verification

Chrishallbeck, to random
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“Down for scheduled server maintenance“ Sign at a restaurant with robot waiters.

hq, to Meme
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the pipeline is real

or maybe you came in like that

jaiden, to random
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she g on my parted until i GPT Header Error

jaiden, to random
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why do catgirls always have dogs?

lea, to random
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