jkohlmann

Birdbassador, 2 months ago to random

sheriff ed tom bell, putting down the newspaper and taking off his reading glasses, letting out a deep sigh as he thinks of the bloody vengeful darkness at the heart of the american experience and how, sooner or later, those debts will come due:
"they're saying that a shrimp fried that rice. now how does that make a lick of sense? how do we go to church on sunday and think that the Lord is sitting on His throne when, over in hudspeth county, there's a shrimp going around frying rice?"

jkohlmann, 2 months ago to random

“Though the last Matrix movie was basically a warning about corporations sucking the life out of iconic pieces of subversive IP, Warner Bros. Discovery is already going back to the well.”

The Matrix is coming back for a fifth movie https://www.theverge.com/24120122/the-matrix-sequel-drew-goddard

jbigham, 2 months ago to random

today, i got an email from Apple, telling me that a subscription I had purchased that I no longer want was going to automatically renew, with a clear link to cancel. STRANGELY, subscriptions purchased outside of Apple never let me know this or make it easy to cancel.

danilo, 2 months ago to random

Q4, 2024:

zombo.com announces a $30 million Series A, applying generative AI to finally deliver on its promise to be everything to all people

investors flee the stock market, causing major indices to erase all gains since 2020

Q1, 2025:

Microsoft welcomes zombo.com

jkohlmann, 2 months ago to random

Shit’s so laughably bad, dude

jkohlmann, 2 months ago to random

“AI” actually stands for “Al”, a guy who’ll run a quick errand for you if you throw in a coffee and danish

jkohlmann, 2 months ago to ps5

Sometimes a piece of game design lights your brain on fire (complimentary). Current “kindling”: the #FinalFantasyVIIRemake #PS5 battle system

jkohlmann, 2 months ago to random

Let’s just say I have newfound respect for the #FinalFantasyVIIRemake introduction.

jkohlmann, 2 months ago to random

Grateful for the ways in which #FinalFantasyVIIRemake reflects upon the importance of community and revolutionary violence. It’s definitely there, and if anything I wish there were more of it. A few cases of “show, don’t tell” are quite distressingly compelling, though. https://mastodon.social/@jkohlmann/112165514586634210

jkohlmann, 2 months ago to ps5

At last, Tifa’s a higher level than all other party members, including Cloud. All is right in Midgar #FinalFantasyVIIRemake #PS5

404mediaco, 2 months ago to random

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jkohlmann, 2 months ago to ps5

No one:

Me:

Selene: HELIOS ABANDONED

#Returnal #PS5

jkohlmann, 2 months ago to random

Checking out Sora, an iOS app that supports both Bluesky and Fediverse servers (one at a time, but you can switch between accounts in-app)
@SoraSNSTesting

christymarx, 2 months ago to animals

It looks like we may have been feeding two strays. Late yesterday afternoon, we found a lovely, little dilute-gray tabby girl eating from the food bowl. She was sweet, friendly, and affectionate. She ate while we petted her, hungry, but not with the kind of desperate hunger Obi has. I would estimate her to be around ten months old.

#CatsOfMastodon #MoggyHorde

1/cont'd

A small, dilute-gray tabby with green eyes stands on a brown wood deck next to a cactus. A man’s hand pets her.
Face of a dilute-gray tabby with green eyes held in a man’s arms. She looks perky and aware.

csilverman, 2 months ago to random

#notesArt

jkohlmann, 2 months ago to ps5

#Returnal #PS5 is such a beautiful game in motion (gameplay footage by me) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdGjjK5R9Pw

jkohlmann, 2 months ago to webdev

Am I imagining things, or are there features in web browsers’ developer tools to detect synthesized / faux font weights? #webdev #WebDevelopment #CSS #DeveloperTools

jkohlmann, 2 months ago to random

Fuck me, #FinalFantasyVIIRemake is so sad 💔