karobit

karobit, 8 months ago

@aetataureate despite selling that book for fifteen years i've never peeked inside. i'm sure it's a winner.

karobit, 8 months ago

@aetataureate this week’s episode is brought to you by: fire. it’s one of the better ways to cook food!

karobit, 8 months ago

@aetataureate there’s the type of person who would put, like, tin foil on top of the table to keep chester off, but that seems mean. he deserves to be able to get on the table, but to then make the decision that actually, it’s not cool at all!

karobit, 8 months ago

@aetataureate do you think unity is forever miffed that they can’t refer to anything as “epic” because that’s the name of their biggest competitor

karobit, 9 months ago

@aetataureate you greebled my torus!!!

karobit, 9 months ago

@aetataureate stop posting everyone the heart is too big its beating is now seismic activity

karobit, 9 months ago

@aetataureate did his mitt get cartoonishly large and flat, like the size of a stop sign

karobit, 9 months ago

@aetataureate topo (chico) logy

karobit, 9 months ago

@aetataureate caroline only you could judo flip the "i am rubber you are glue" offense

karobit, 9 months ago

@aetataureate WHAT

A Simpsons gif of George C Scott getting hit in the groin by a football, and he is moaning "Arr! My Campbell Scott!"

karobit, 9 months ago

@aetataureate hashtag-straightmangoals

karobit, 9 months ago

@aetataureate you can't "save" the date without first backing it up

karobit, 9 months ago

@aetataureate something i've found i like doing, and i never would have thought this, is deboning chicken thighs???

karobit, 9 months ago

@aetataureate who named it white people and not crackermmunity

#whonamedit

karobit, 9 months ago

@aetataureate @ItWasTheWind harrison is trying to catch the bird!!!!

karobit, 9 months ago

@aetataureate did you ever read A Long Way To a Small, Angry Planet by Becky Chambers? that did a lot of little world building for alien cultures and future human cultures (alien world building? exo-planet building???) that really fascinated me

karobit, 9 months ago

@aetataureate i think that's the scientific name for "goblin mode"

karobit, 9 months ago

@aetataureate open (the lid to my trash can) sesame!

karobit, 9 months ago

@aetataureate it's the closest i, a white man, can imagine to persecution

karobit, 9 months ago

@aetataureate https://www.tumblr.com/jessepinwheel/639041286722158592/this-is-still-the-funniest-transition-raymond

karobit, 9 months ago

@coffeentacos this article should have been a headline

karobit, 9 months ago

@coffeentacos this article should have been "the"

karobit, 9 months ago

@aetataureate @coffeentacos oh, like The Onion?

karobit, 9 months ago

@aetataureate i remember this one!!!!!