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Alsatian at heart. Not as cool as David Bowie.
Currently: iOS Lead at Drawboard
Previously: VMkernel @ VMware, iOS @ , Bit Wrangler @ Itty Bitty Apps

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// Only access this property via the queue

Narrator: but it was not only accessed via the queue

layoutSubviews,
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@mattiem @airspeedswift how hard can it be

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Clouds so puffy it looks like they’re rendered with Cel Shading

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New Freya Holmér video just dropped; The world is now a slightly better place.
https://mastodon.social/@acegikmo/112530758005045393

layoutSubviews, to general
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On a Slack I'm on, someone thought it would be a great idea to shove some AI Slop down our throat every day on , and that totally turned me off contributing anything meaningful since then.

layoutSubviews, to random
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Now I’m excited.
https://mastodon.social/@markgurman/112571554833558475

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Whats “blogging”?

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2 modern superpowers while travelling:

  • eSIMs: being able to buy a phone plan for the country(ies) you’re travelling to in advance, and not having to line up at an airport counter after a long flight, is game-changing. Plus you won’t need to swap SIMs and risk losing your main one.
  • CarPlay: there’s no need to learn the janky UI of whatever car the rental company is handing you. Plug your phone in, and you instantly have access to a familiar interface & all your media.
layoutSubviews,
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If you’re pissed at GM for dropping CarPlay, wait until the car rental company hands you the keys to one of their cars, and you have to figure out how to work the navigation system while a tired toddler is screaming at the back.

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I wonder how many billions we wasted on all the myGov apps and web portals.

layoutSubviews,
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@ryanbooker They're amazing compared to what most of the rest of the world offers its residents

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Not to brag, but

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Remember the Josh & Eliza Show at WWDC? I miss those.

layoutSubviews,
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Brackets. Brackets everywhere.

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My only WWDC 2024 wish: that iPad Simulators don't come with the “News" widget showing by default.
I don't want to have to see TFG's mug every time I try to do some work, thank you.

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I wanted to report an issue on Apple Maps to tell it a 2-way street is actually 1-way, but there doesn’t seem to be any way to report this specific type of problem with the data 😕

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“High Heart Rate: Your heart rate rose above 120 BPM while you seemed to be inactive for 10 minutes.”
Thank you Apple Watch, but I was just taking a break watching an onboard of the Isle of Man TT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPgQ1096Tw

huwr, to random
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Fondly remembering the guy at uni who after an exam told me “when I saw question 3 I literally crapped my pants”

layoutSubviews,
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@huwr did he tell you that coming out of the exam room

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Watched The Iron Claw on my flight back to Oz.
Great movie, and tremendous performance by Zac Efron (!). If the final scene doesn’t make you at least teary eyed, you’re not human.

huwr, to random
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Wife’s upgrading the baby’s clothes in his cupboard from the 000 to 00 stuff, and I’m stealing away one or two to hide in my study because they’re my favourites…

layoutSubviews,
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@huwr gotta have a second one and then all the old hits come out

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A RC Pigeon, to guide toddlers towards the general direction you want to go to.

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Oi, Sizza. Good job.

layoutSubviews,
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@ryanbooker can’t wait for a LLM to try to interpret that one

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Toddler: “Where do people go when they die?”

Us, parents: “Oh boy. Well some people believe <this>, some people believe <that>, [5 minutes-long metaphysical monologue ensues]”

Toddler: “No I mean, does their body go to landfill?”

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