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maculata,

So apparently the new shit spam evil calls can record the most minimal sample of your voice and then spoof it to your friends and family…

It almost seems worth saying nothing until ‘they’ say something, but then, what if they are a spoofed caller…

Oh shit. Just don’t use phones any more.

maculata,

He gets them to run in giant hamster wheels, generating electricity to sell back to the grid.

maculata,

TIL the African National Congress makes audio equipment.

maculata,

Samsung has been leading the charge towards enshittification for many years.

maculata,

Well, Modi is claiming he is not human and was sent by the gods, so he should be able to sort it out.

maculata,

Yay! HANG THE TORIES!!!

Oh wait. Sorry. Not like that.

But then again…

maculata,

Whoah whoah whoah. Hold on. It still ‘uses electricity’, but not from the grid.

C’mon. Ain’t little hampsters running through the wires from the solar panel.

Florida deputies who fatally shot US airman burst into wrong apartment, attorney says (apnews.com)

Deputies responding to a disturbance call at a Florida apartment complex burst into the wrong unit and fatally shot a Black U.S. Air Force airman who was home alone when they saw he was armed with a gun, an attorney for the man’s family said Wednesday....

maculata,

Yeah but he was black so… so what?

-Florida Police.

maculata,

This is a sad and unfunny attempt to distract the damage done to good people on both sides of a volcano.

The real solution is to present the map of potential impact, and then draw on it with a Sharpie to change the outcome.

How do you deal with the situation where you are invited to play a game, only to find it's wildly complex and takes 4 hours to finish, and you find yourself not wanting to play it within minute 5?

This has happened to me a few times. One I remember was the game Alchemist, where I just sat there confused as hell for 4 and a half hours while three guys were all talking about strategies. Tonight it was Terraforming Mars, where I was told it would be a 3 hour game, but by hour 4 we were halfway done. This time I said...

maculata,

Any rational adult would not expect to effectively hold people hostage to finish a FUCKING BOARDGAME.

I would say ignore that shitcunt and say goodbye and leave.

maculata, (edited )

Why are the Russians complaining about this? They should not be there in the first place.

If Ukraine develops quadcopters waving glowing spring-loaded uranium dildos, then that’s their business. If the Russians don’t want to get it up their ass then… maybe they shouldn’t be there?!?!

maculata,

No offence, but fuck the Tories with a really long chainsaw.

They are brutally corrupt to the core and trying their best to screw everyone who isn’t their mates (ie not rich donors) .

maculata,

Thanks folks. I’m here all week. Try the fish.

maculata,

Your workplace sounds very infantile and possibly toxic.

maculata, (edited )

You are a very good person.

This is utterly irrelevant to people copying multi-million sales dickshits like Metallica.

maculata,

Oh you mean Twitter?

Yeah, ‘X’ is never gonna happen.

A surge of illegal homemade machine guns has helped fuel gun violence in the US (apnews.com)

Communities around the U.S. have seen shootings carried out with weapons converted to fully automatic in recent years, fueled by a staggering increase in small pieces of metal or plastic made with a 3D printer or ordered online. Laws against machine guns date back to the bloody violence of Prohibition-era gangsters. But the...

maculata,

Gosh, I mean what could guns NOT fix?!??

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