You know what’s sexuality affirming as a queer person? When I talk about an ex and someone uses they/them pronouns in response, not assuming it’s a man.
I’m not sure what’s worse:
a) The sound of foxes mating
b) The smell of the jizz trees in bloom
c) Both these things reminding me just how little sex I have these days
I’m in the naughty corner on Instagram again so let’s do a Q&A here to keep me sane while I recover from Covid and can’t go to the gym… https://ngl.link/_madam_mayhem_1
I actually detest this question. There’s so much more to sex than a position. Or penetration. The joy of kink is that this is literally the least interesting part of sex for me…
Having an ‘everything’ shower is like doing the big shop. You have to psych yourself up for it, try to get through it as fast as possible and when it’s over you’re too exhausted to cook anyway.