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I’ve decided to take a short break from social media. The comments, DMs and generally grim state of the world I see has become too much for me right now. I’m not enjoying it…I’ve hit burn out point.
I’m taking time to reset, focus on myself and put my energy into things that make me feel good for a while. This break will hopefully reinvigorate my creativity and help get me back into a better frame of mind to continue the Mayhem.
Try not to miss me too much, I’ll be back soon, I promise!
My mate Peanuts has just pointed out that you can tell we’re grown ups because when we settle in for a night of drinking, we carefully select our ambient lighting rather than just flicking the top light on.
Men wearing pearls.
That’s it. That’s the post.
Today I was called Quadzilla.
New honorific level unlocked.
Ahh Valentine’s Day…where shitty partners try and make up for 364 of neglect with one day of tacky romantic gestures.
The more I value and respect myself, the worse my dating life becomes.
Me on dating apps: I want to date people who prioritise giving energy to dating.
Cishet men: I don’t have time to date but I’ll swipe right on you anyway, waste your time and breadcrumb the bare minimum of attention in order to try and get you to have sex with me.
I can’t remember if I told my therapist I have an OnlyFans. Might be too late to tell her, three years in…
the closer I get to 40 the more tempting the lifestyle of a metal detectorist becomes: to people older than me, is this a normal phase?
Another day, another ten failed attempts to match women on the dating apps.
What’s your best piece of relationship advice?
I am no less worthy of respect and love just because I am a woman who enjoys kink and sex. Spread the word.
Seeing someone visibly torn between wanting to respect you but also really, really wanting to disrespect you is a top tier turn on.
Not me giving a death stare to the dude who took a 10kg plate from my bench press station, clearing thinking I wouldn’t use it (I am).
I’m so kink deprived I just called my Roomba a good boy.