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@pizza@goblin.camp

Gob, Pizza, Aaron. goblin rogue, ham hater, serfposter, font defender, Marxist, admin of goblin.camp :bonfire:
they/he bi nonbinary white guy
mostly shitposts, I also boost a lot. Telling me to shut the fuck up is encouraged. I'll follow back if you have an actual bio and aren't cryptofash or whatever. Don't be horny at me if I don't know you.

Art account is @aaron

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escargot shorts

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probably A MINORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

pizza,
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@ray atomic bomb vs coughing baby

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had a dream the other night and the only thing I remember about it was somebody was touching my computer screen with their finger. I remember this detail because I woke myself up saying out loud "please don't touch that"

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KOOPA SPOTTED

pizza,
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@ray :ablobcatbongo: :ablobcatbongo: :ablobcatbongo: :ablobcatbongo: :ablobcatbongo: :ablobcatbongo: :ablobcatbongo:

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okay seriously though im chilling rn. all those other times i was just joking, this time im actually chilling.

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got a flat tire on my way to work this morning :baduk: who chilling

pizza,
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@ray just put on the spare tire all by myself i feel so powerful

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this boba place is fucking evil

pizza,
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@ray FREE HIM

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  • pizza,
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    @rose im fully sold on that description, adding it to my queue!

    pizza, to random
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    how I sleep after lying to my doctor about which drugs I've done: 😇

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    im chilling far from the prying eyes of gods and men

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    you: chilling in a manner most dishonorable to the crown
    me: chilling with intent to bring wealth and glory to my liege lord
    we are not the same

    ray, to random

    hmm I think when I move out my nerd ass is gonna have to finally buy a motorized converting standing desk

    pizza,
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    @ray me toooo I want one that can turn at an angle like a drafting desk...

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    im carrying a monstrous dildo over my shoulder like a bazooka going hup hup hup hup

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    this is your reminder to NEVER wash out your water bottle. drinking mold strengthens your immune system

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    ive reached the level of bored at work where im reading random wikipedia articles. just learned about a city in the Philippines that was sacked by pirates like 4 times and also about a specific hungarian battleship.

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    Ah, monday chilling, one of the most elusive forms of chilling. It's so rare mainly because it happens on monday, the day of the week considered by many to be the least chill.

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    69 days until top surgery.

    pizza,
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    @ray nice

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    gggauuugh... no... run away while you still can,, im... having an anime opinion!!

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    oh this band I'm seeing I'm so in love with.. covered baby by justin bieber.. and the video is a montage of AI pictures of bieber doing things like hugging a koala, high fiving another bieber...

    pizza,
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    @ray this goes hard

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    holy shit a tattoo artist ive been following finally has appointments available so im getting tatted tomorrow... fuck yeah

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    bisexual roll call, sound off in the comments

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    my boss is so brave, he drove through the ice and snow just so he could come in to the office and watch YouTube at his desk... truly an inspiration to workers everywhere

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    she turbo on my tax till i get extorted out of $50 for a service that is free elsewhere

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