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r000t, 9 days ago to random

For when you want to expense and write off astroglide

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BPAs and other endocrine disruptors

r000t, 13 days ago to random

Bun.

r000t, 13 days ago to random

My sister is a little too proud that she is a phlebotomist

r000t, 13 days ago to random

LinkedIn is such an amazing and dynamic website.

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r000t, 13 days ago to random

I added the word "kindly" to my spam filter. 0% false positive rate. It's already caught dozens of bullshit job ads that are actually package forwarding scams.

r000t, 13 days ago to random

A coaching service called Skill Yourself

r000t, 14 days ago to random

Documentation: Use the daily password to do this ABSOLUTELY MANDATORY TASK. Support can give you the daily password you MUST use to do this ABSOLUTELY MANDATORY TASK WE WILL NOT PAY YOU FOR IF YOU DON'T DO IT.

Support: "yeahhhhh we don't give out passwords"

r000t, 14 days ago to random

I wish there was an open protocol like Apple and Samsung's "auto hotspot" feature

As in, I'd like any Bluetooth device, like my laptop, to be able to ask the phone to enable its mobile hotspot.

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r000t, 16 days ago to random

The r*dditors are continuing to be retarded.

r000t, 16 days ago to random

You thought the wifi toaster was a bit much?

Each deli scale at walmart has its own ~100-300ft cat6 drop to the nearest IDF.

r000t, 17 days ago to random

:EkkoNone: #fediblock
:EkkoThis: #ActivitySnub

r000t, 17 days ago to random

Just now? What a fucking joke lmao. Why the hell didn't they just implement ActivityPub?

r000t, 17 days ago to random

Dear Amanjit Gill: I'm doing cabling at a mosque today. In case you wanted to tattle on me to the cops.

r000t, 18 days ago to random

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Very content fuzzery

r000t, 18 days ago to random

okay I like the term "canadian healthcare" a lot more than I like uNaLiVe. that's a much better way to bypass censors.

I never understood "I have to use this phrase that everyone uses and is insanely well-known to avoid the omnipresent, omnipotent algorithm" when it would take about 5 seconds of effort to add the new lingo to "da algorithm"

use a phrase that has another, benign meaning and maybe you have something

or just stop being a pussy and say what you mean.

r000t, 18 days ago to random

"No, little Russian boy, don't go into the Canadian hospital!"

"О мой бог, this hospeetal is filled with syreench of dyeth!"

r000t, 18 days ago to random

I would pay so much money to shadow/audit an American high school classroom for one day, just to see how these fucking idiots function.

Like what are they teaching them? Are they even trying to teach them anything at all? Or do they just watch dancey videos for 6 hours and go home?

r000t, 18 days ago (edited 18 days ago) to random

Redditor pass the breakfast question challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

(Triple-checked with three people and two LLMs, this person did indeed fail to engage the hypothetical I put forth.)

r000t, 18 days ago to random

Hi, I'm looking for anybody who has League or Valorant installed on a Windows computer.

I just need you to try running chkdsk \b and rebooting, and let me know what happens. Supposedly, chkdsk will abort or refuse to run at all. I do not believe there is any risk of data loss.

Thank you.

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