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shilkytouch

@shilkytouch@famichiki.jp

tokyo #gaijin salaryhuman / workweary shitposter

work: #writing / #narrative / #multislacking / #corporatelife / #linkedin
interests: #blastbeats / #yodeling / #acid / #avant / #psychedelic / #harpsichord / #banjo / #minimal / #funk / #metal / #running 🍺

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shilkytouch, to random
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wtf this can’t be serious

https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/tesla-shareholders-advised-reject-musks-56-bln-pay-2024-05-25/

shilkytouch,
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@FlockOfCats A pay package of 10% of the company’s total value is already a total outrage. Imagine Tim Apple asking for
300 billion lol. Also i’m sure the no cash aspect and this move to incorporate in DE means he will be avoiding paying a shit ton in taxes. Should tax all billionaires 99.999% of their total wealth the instant they hit 1.000000001bn

FlockOfCats, to random
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Going to the stupid gym for my stupid physical health

shilkytouch,
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@FlockOfCats at 10pm? you’re supposed to be buzzed or totally drunk now Mr Salaried Man

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Christ, what an asshole…

An Interview With Jack Dorsey https://www.piratewires.com/p/interview-with-jack-dorsey-mike-solana

shilkytouch,
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@Theblueone “The Trump ban was just to appease the advertisers”
“I agree with Elon on all of his decisions especially ‘freedom of speech’ (except when authoritarians say it’s bad’”
“We had too many people on the staff” 🤮 🤮 🤮

absolute slimebag douche

shilkytouch,
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@Theblueone takes no responsibility for his own actions and shitty decisions whatsoever

shilkytouch,
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@Theblueone “The most amazing thing about Bitcoin, ….is anyone who works on it, or gets paid in it, or buys it for themselves — everyone who puts any effort in to make it better — is making the entire ecosystem better, which makes the price go up. “

PPL BUY, LINE GO ⬆️ FASCINATING MOVEMENT!!

FlockOfCats, (edited ) to random
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Please solve this debate for me:

In Japan, can you safely eat shredded とけるチーズ without heating it? (Either straight out of the bag like an animal or on food like tacos?

shilkytouch,
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@FlockOfCats The food nazi that suggested you not do this should be put in a reeducation camp for regular people eating habits

shilkytouch,
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@FlockOfCats that’s like suggesting you shouldn’t chug cheez whiz

shilkytouch, to random
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What an utter monstrosity
https://www.oklahoman.com/story/news/2024/04/19/legends-tower-okc-tallest-skyscraper-oklahoma-tornadoes/73381119007/

shilkytouch, to animals
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happy

shilkytouch, to random
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24億円=$16mn 😭
Also the total losses of 280億円 is utterly staggering 💴

https://mastodon.social/@thejapantimes/112261115488611729

shilkytouch,
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ahh total losses of 62億円 and total bets of 280億

shilkytouch,
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@FlockOfCats the TV report last night did not make this clear. It’s either that he’s still in debt or he happened to have 38億円 lying around somewhere

DNA, to random
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US bank acct set up. Just waiting to get the lasts bit of info and I'll be rolling.

shilkytouch,
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@FlockOfCats @DNA @pucetrailblazer Also FATCA for the FAT CATS with $50k 😩🍆💦

shilkytouch,
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@FlockOfCats @DNA @pucetrailblazer Can you be my tax attorney starting today?

shilkytouch, to random
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Found this at the library and browsed through it with utter disdain and disbelief this mindset exists in 2024.
Got home and couldn’t stop thinking about the backwardness of all the rUleZ🤪 Went back to the library hoping to check it out to analyze more deeply (since i got a new manager this week who seems quite old school) 30 minutes later and it was gone. 🤷🏻

shilkytouch,
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@FlockOfCats i’m drinking in a park now but i will get back to it later 🍻

FlockOfCats, to random
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Pasta with veggie and meat sauce

shilkytouch,
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@FlockOfCats like the amount of cheese and paprika

FlockOfCats, to random
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Do I make good life choices? No.

Was the seaweed potato egg teriyaki burger actually okay, rather than an unholy abomination mocking all that is good and right in the world? Also, no.

A close-up of a hand holding a burger with lettuce, egg, limp bacon, and sauce, with bookshelves in the background.

shilkytouch,
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@FlockOfCats deep down in the deepest parts of your heart of hearts you knew with 100% certainty but instead purposefully chose to put the abomination into your body

shilkytouch, to random
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In my バタバタ state of rushing to work I left my bento on the rack of the Yamanote. The new wasuremono chat service is super useful though. Hope i can find my sammich and pickles....🙏

shilkytouch,
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@niten yeah fingers crossed. hopefully a pure soul or the JR staff pulled it down at the terminus

shilkytouch,
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@niten @deivudesu no word yet after 9 hours. sadly the sandwich is probably no longer edible

shilkytouch,
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@deivudesu @niten OMG they found it and it's a 4 minute walk from my office

shilkytouch,
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@deivudesu @redhero @niten it’s only 32 hours old.. maybe edible?

shilkytouch,
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@niten @deivudesu @redhero lol they threw out all the food but actually WASHED my tupperware. This may be the most Japan thing ever

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