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FlockOfCats

@FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp

Nerd who edits #science stuff. Immigrant to #Japan (#Chiba)

Plays and runs #dnd. #Grammar enthusiast. Posts stupid #jokes and #puns (sorry). He/FoC.

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Iโ€™ll be much more likely to follow back if you have a full profile and there is human interaction first ๐Ÿ™‚

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FlockOfCats, to random
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Iโ€™ve discovered a very stupid subgenre of animal TikTok โ€” mislabeled primates TikTok

A representative example would be someone commenting โ€œlook at the monkeyโ€™s buttโ€ while filming a chimpanzee in a video titled โ€œGorilla at zooโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ค

There are a lot of these types of videos ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

jezebelkat, to random
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I dunno folks, maybe that is uhm... not the verb you wanted in that headline?

https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20240510/p2a/00m/0na/023000c

FlockOfCats,
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@jezebelkat are they trying to encourage harassment?? :doge_horny_jail:

jamesrg, to random
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if anyone wants to tell me Japanese people are polite again can they give the message to my neighbour who thinks 6.30am is an acceptable time to mow the lawn

FlockOfCats,
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@jamesrg in faireness the sun has already been up for like 2 hours at that point ๐Ÿซ 

Alice, to random
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I like when people tell me they unfollowed me as if Iโ€™m a subscription service that's somehow losing money as a result.

FlockOfCats,
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@Alice

What are best reasons people have given when they inform you of the unfollows?

farah, to random
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I keep muting this person because of her terrible takes, only because she was nice to ME. I should probably block her but I donโ€™t have the heart

FlockOfCats,
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@farah

Sorryโ€ฆ.was it my take defending Japanese ketchup spaghetti?? ๐Ÿ™ƒ

But yeah, it can be tough when there is someone who is nice or but has terrible takes.

Iโ€™m a fan of the โ€œsoft blockโ€ (block and immediately unblock to sever the following/follower relationship, while keeping communication open) as a less harsh option for people I donโ€™t want to block but donโ€™t vibe with

FlockOfCats,
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@farah

Then this will probably be right up your alley!

Hereโ€™s a one version:
https://www.justonecookbook.com/ketchup-spaghetti-recipe/

And my more veggie-heavy version:
https://fedimovie.com/w/kUwryyosbxTeG7J9siFYAt

Basically ketchup and Worcestershire sauce can combine for a non-traditional but easy pasta win ๐Ÿ˜Š

FlockOfCats,
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@farah thanks! Iโ€™m glad you liked them โ˜บ๏ธ

video/mp4

Alice, (edited ) to random
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Men would receive way more blowjobs if they'd just be more communicative with their partners by telling them how much teeth they like.

FlockOfCats,
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@Alice

lol I had never seen that before. I snorted. It was so dry :doge_horny_jail:

fetchezlavache, to random
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When the man is alone while womenfolk are away, he eats what he wrestles from the wild with his bare hands and cunning

Namely, pasta and ketchup

FlockOfCats,
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@imabuddha @fetchezlavache Iโ€™m a ใƒŠใƒใƒชใ‚ฟใƒณ apologizer. As much as it horrifies me as a concept, i do like it as a comfort food guilty pleasure :)

FlockOfCats, to random
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Whatโ€™s that about a coronal mass erection? :bongo_cat:

alanb, to random
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Dog not a fan

FlockOfCats,
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@alanb you got aurora in Fukuoka????

FlockOfCats, to random
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We donโ€™t get to see any aurora here, but at least the coronal mass ejection didnโ€™t destroy the power grid, satellites, and other electronics to plunge society into a post-apocalyptic hellscape ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

FlockOfCats, to random
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Remember not to misplace your modifiers ๐Ÿ˜‚

From: @selzero
https://syzito.xyz/@selzero/112421841489357904

takosix, to random
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Looking pretty shite to see any areolas in Japan.

FlockOfCats, (edited )
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@takosix lol the what :bongo_cat:

FlockOfCats,
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@Dana @takosix lol oooh no ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜…

FlockOfCats, to random
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FlockOfCats,
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@Strombo

Yeah, thatโ€™s how we do it. Iโ€™m also in charge of the cast iron skillet that is heavy and requires special care ๐Ÿค“

FlockOfCats,
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@mangotable

Does the le Crueset need anything special? Or just donโ€™t scratch it or scour off the enamel?

FlockOfCats,
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@Strombo @mangotable

But really I donโ€™t see what all the fuss is aboutโ€ฆperfectly easy to take care of

dwvcd, to random
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the greatest view* on Earth

*from a Sizzler

FlockOfCats,
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@dwvcd

Is that for 4 pork chops AND 4 salad bars

Or 1 pork chop comes with 4 salad bars?

AnthoDerv, to random
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Today i checked out a text book for the Kyoto Knowledge Exam ไบฌ้ƒฝๆคœๅฎš and seriously ๐Ÿ˜ณ

FlockOfCats,
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@AnthoDerv wow they have a proficiency test for everything!

networker_365, to random
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Three major private railways in Japan (Keio, Kintetsu and Meitetsu) announced details of their brand new trains, but the most impressive one among them is Keio 2000 series. Is it a cartoon character or something?
https://www.keio.co.jp/news/update/news_release/news_release2024/nr20240510_shingata.pdf

FlockOfCats,
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@networker_365

Itโ€™s cute ๐Ÿ˜Š

pippa, to Blog
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I finally managed to write a post about the twins coming home!

http://doubledelight.jp/2024/05/10/at-last/

FlockOfCats,
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@pippa

โ€œthe birth order and who is โ€œoldestโ€ is important, even among twinsโ€

Damn straight! My bro is ๅผŸ. I gladly occupy the superior position granted to me by grace of being 5 minutes older and wiser ๐Ÿ˜‡

piepants, to random
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๐Ÿ˜ณ

I solved this JoWordle 819 with 6/6 attempts in 3:40 minutes. Can you do better?
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https://word.rodeo/jowordle/?utm_source=result

FlockOfCats,
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@piepants

lol ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Not a Wordle word ๐Ÿ˜‚

I solved this JoWordle 819 with 6/6 attempts in 9:46 minutes. Can you do better?
๐ŸŸชโฌœ๏ธโฌœ๏ธโฌœ๏ธโฌœ๏ธ
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๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฆ https://word.rodeo/jowordle/?utm_source=result

rasterweb, to random
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Who the fuck sits in a fucking waiting room watching a video on their fucking phone with the fucking volume on!?

The fucker 12 feet away from me. Thatโ€™s who.

FlockOfCats,
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@Alice wow, even if it was motivated by passive-aggression, thatโ€™s still very clever. I never wouldโ€™ve thought of such a constructive solution ๐Ÿคฏ

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