spicytuna62

spicytuna62, 9 hours ago

It probably does, actually. Idaho isn’t exactly known for good sense, people first policies.

spicytuna62, 1 day ago

Man, I remember when Steve-O got his butt pierced. Good times.

spicytuna62, 2 days ago

You’re technically correct on one point, and totally entitled to your opinion on the other. But brown mushrooms (not from a can) sauteed into a hamburger steak gravy will kick it up about 14 notches, give or take.

spicytuna62, 2 days ago

A fence post driver is so much better than a post hole digger. Just give her a whack whack whack until it’s set. Handling the wire, though…that’s a bitch, especially if it’s barbed. Erecting an electric fence was child’s play, though.

spicytuna62, 3 days ago

Because she’s Sharon the road.

spicytuna62, 2 days ago

Wait til you find out what the lettuce is made of.

spicytuna62, 2 days ago

This would have been so much funnier without any text.

spicytuna62, 3 days ago

Quicksand was never a problem for me, but growing up on a farm, soft mud was a common occurrence. Good news is you can pretty immediately tell when you’re walking through the stuff and can just…turn around. Worst that happens is you lose a boot, and that genuinely sucks.

But it’s not the kind of thing you step into and you’re up to your knee in 2 seconds.

spicytuna62, 5 days ago

God loves you, but not enough to save you.

This song made me cry at work btw

spicytuna62, 5 days ago (edited 5 days ago)

Maybe if the manufacturers would make good, affordable small trucks, this wouldn’t be an issue.

spicytuna62, 5 days ago (edited 5 days ago)

Don’t forget how we killed like fucking everything.

A badge I wear with pride.

spicytuna62, 7 days ago

But then the results of that would be rigged, too.

spicytuna62, 7 days ago (edited 34 minutes ago)

Show, don’t tell. The author also broke that rule in Panel 5 with “sex change occurs sounds” written off to the side. We see the 𝓶𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓬 𝓫𝓾𝓫𝓫𝓵𝓮. Clearly, that means the sex change occurred in the context of the setup. We get it, dude.

spicytuna62, 7 days ago

Speaking of abusive owner, I saw a Cybertruck in the wild for the first time today. Pictures and videos don’t do justice to how fucking atrocious those things are.

spicytuna62, 8 days ago (edited 8 days ago)

Here’s the seat tether

And here’s his harness

Any harness will do, really. We don’t even use the harness outside of the car. He does pretty well just being walked on his collar. He only ever pulls if he sees a squirrel. That’s one area where we’re working on training lol

I would be totally unsurprised to find out there’s some pit in there. He came from a shelter, and all the local shelters have tons of pits. His history before the shelter is a big question mark.

spicytuna62, 9 days ago

Some parrots can have very long lifespans. Like if you wait until you’re 30 to get one, your bird might outlive you.

spicytuna62, 11 days ago

Depends on what I need to return to baseline.

• Need to cry to just get it out? Moon Song by Phoebe Bridgers
• Need to scream at everything? Monkey Wrench by Foo Fighters
• Need to just piss and moan for fourteen minutes? Beach Life-in-Death by Car Seat Headrest
• Need to feel calm again? Literally the entirety of Loveless by My Bloody Valentine
• Need something to lift me up so I can wear a happy face? Don’t Stop by Fleetwood Mac

spicytuna62, 12 days ago

Brb bouta put some lemon in my milk.

spicytuna62, 12 days ago

To be fair, they never said it was a new computer, just a computer. The things were incredibly expensive at the time.

spicytuna62, 12 days ago

Just had one recently. They’re not as good as I remember lol

spicytuna62, 13 days ago

I must admit I was mildly startled.

But I must also admit their timing was satisfactory.

spicytuna62, 13 days ago

And theeeeeeeen?