thejessiekirk

thejessiekirk, 6 months ago to random

Bloke on Space Marine multiplayer chat: "WAIT ARE U A GIRL???!"

Me: "Yea."

Bloke: "NO WONDER U SUK!"

Me, with a higher score and level: "Whatever dudebro."

Bloke: "PRETTY NICE LOOKIN THO SEXY"

This is my life now, isn't it? ☹️

thejessiekirk, 7 months ago to random

I've just been made aware that a trans person I spoke with on Twitter has committed suicide. We keep losing good people because of damn phobes.

thejessiekirk, 7 months ago to random

You can be against horrifically killing thousands of people in general, regardless of whether they are from Palestine or Israel. It's nuanced.

But you'll probably get yelled at on the Internets.

terraboops, 7 months ago to random

bought my 5th copy of Fucking Trans Women to send to a friend <3

pro-tip: if you can afford it, buy FTW and send it to trans women earlier in their journey.

remember how wonderful it was the first time you read it??? give that gift to someone else :)

... and don't fucking steal the book mkay? promise me lovelies - you can pirate whatever you want from big bad corporations, but CJ doesn't deserve that and it is offensive to Mira's memory to steal it.

thejessiekirk, 7 months ago to random

See, I can't smile nor am I hot IRL 😁

thejessiekirk, 7 months ago to random

Pssst... that movie you can never find on streaming services is probably available on Blu-ray or DVD for a few quid.

You get to watch it whenever you want that way 😉

thejessiekirk, 7 months ago to random

"You can't be asexual! You have to want sex!"
"You can't sleep with both guys and girls! You are confused!"
"You can't transition! You have to be a man!"
"You can't have sex and be ace!"

Gah... you know, life gets a lot easier when you do what you want to do and stop listening to this.

thejessiekirk, 8 months ago to random

If you are considering unfollowing me as many mutuals are, a gentle reminder that my back is host to a writhing mass of phallic and sucker-tipped tentacles.

thejessiekirk, 8 months ago to random

How do I make this laptop fan less terrible-looking?

And before you get mad at me, I got it used. 🤪

thejessiekirk, 8 months ago to random

Being signed out of YouTube is fun /s

My sidebar is full of right-wing crap. "HOLYWOOD WOKENESS!" and "Lefties Losing It!" (with trans flags, 'cause we're your boogyman).

thejessiekirk, 9 months ago to random

Why mock Trump for being overweight (so what?) when you can mock him for being a lying, evil sack of s***? 😇

thejessiekirk, 9 months ago to random

I shall leave this world the same way I entered it: naked, kicking and screaming. 🤪

thejessiekirk, 9 months ago to random

There's a species of beetle named after Hitler.

thejessiekirk, 9 months ago to random

To the typically conservative, British mind, there is no correct or acceptable way to protest anything.

thejessiekirk, 10 months ago to random

How does one possess billions of US dollars yet only three functional brain cells? 🤔

thejessiekirk, 11 months ago to random

We must go to war, but we need more muskets, ships, horses, canon and those like... tall furry hats you get. You know?

And some mercenaries, obvs. Please apply below with your horde details.

thejessiekirk, 11 months ago to random

Isn't it weird how famous the pharaoh Tutankhamun is, considering all he really did was marry his sister, stop the worship of Aten, and then die at the ripe old age of 19?

See, that's how you get famous. You get grave robbed by British Victorians. 🤪

thejessiekirk, 11 months ago to random

If a creepy "gender critical" digs up my bones in the future in order to misgender them, I will reknit my skeletal form and give them a good bone boning. 🦴 🥵

thejessiekirk, 11 months ago to random

Honey, pass me the C₈H₁₀N₄O₂ and C₁₈H₂₄O₂ please 🤓

thejessiekirk, 11 months ago to random

Do you like my cool pin badges?

Me wearing Scottish Greens, Greenpeace, Just Stop Oil and Extinction Rebellion pins.