thejessiekirk

thejessiekirk, 4 months ago to random

When a company arbitrarily decides to restrict your service until a thorough(ly unnecessary, pedantic and overzealous) identity check is completed because your name and gender changed, we can call that "transvestigating", right?

As in: "this company is a bunch of transvestigating mother****ers".

thejessiekirk, 4 months ago to random

Shall I have another go at one of these "thirst trap" things? My last one was a little awkward.

thejessiekirk, 4 months ago to random

Some random transphobe was mean about this picture. I think it's okay.

thejessiekirk, 4 months ago to random

Boat News

Amy and I are now licensed ship radio operators!

You like... ask for a license, then you give the British government no money, then you get given one.

Seriously. 🙃

thejessiekirk, 4 months ago to random

I'm monogamous and asexual, so I would guess that a polycule might be like having a group of dear friends to hang out with but you don't have to go home at the end? Sounds pretty great to me 🤷‍♀️

thejessiekirk, 4 months ago to random

This Veganuary on Instagram, I'm told that vegetables aren't vegan, avocados aren't vegan, broccoli isn't vegan, oysters are vegan, and that my veganism will kill me before I'm 30.

Well the last one is flattering 😁

thejessiekirk, 4 months ago to random

According to this morning's Instagram comments, vegetables will give me cancer and you musn't feed birds because it not natural 🤪

thejessiekirk, 4 months ago to random

Who wants to see me in my new swimsuit? 😉

It covers about 80% of my body, is gender-neutral and is as objectively erotic as a beached Northern right whale, and I love it 😁

thejessiekirk, 4 months ago to random

Is it possible to run a Mastodon instance on my Pi and be the only member if it AND be federated?

thejessiekirk, 4 months ago to random

Uuuurgh. Why are cis men? 🙄

thejessiekirk, 4 months ago to random

I really miss my side-shave.

"Oh but you look so much more fem without it!"

And? 😊

thejessiekirk, 4 months ago to random

It's my birthday in January. Think I'll ask my wifey out on a date 🥰

thejessiekirk, 5 months ago to random

So according to Instagram, I as a vegan am responsible to for the extinction of all farm animals, the extinction of all plants, the extinction of all herbivores, and the war in Gaza.

Okay. I would do screenies, but I am out of braincells.

thejessiekirk, 5 months ago to random

👑: "Camalot!"
♞: "Camalot!"
♞: "Camalot!"

thejessiekirk, 5 months ago to random

During the 6th Crusade of 1229, King Frederick II "recaptured" Jerusalem by... asking Sultan Al-Malik al-Kamil very nicely if he could have it back

Yes, seriously.

thejessiekirk, 5 months ago to random

Ah, a lovely day on the internets!

*watches lovely cow and calf rescue video

Comments: "Only bulls hve horns! They changed colour when they went outside! FAAAKE!!!"

Good lord... okay, I'm done for today. 🤦‍♀️

thejessiekirk, 5 months ago to random

I once deliberately told my dorky computing professor a terrible computing joke. Want to read it?

Of course you would!

👇👇👇

A double walks into a bar. She is immediately surrounded by shorts, ints and longs hitting on her, until they are chased away by an Object. He says "sorry about them, they are primitive types. They have no class."

Thanks, don't forget to like and subscribe.

thejessiekirk, 5 months ago to random

As a trans person, I choose to see our people as the crest of a powerful wave, the younger generations making up the mighty wall of water behind us; one that will smash the unnaunced, repressive and flawed concepts of heteronormative and cisnormative Western gender and sexuality to smithereens.

Like any radical, progressive development, conservatives will hate us because they are frightened, ignorant and cruel, but they CANNOT and WILL NOT be able to stop the wave of change. 🌊

thejessiekirk, 5 months ago to random

If I had a flag pole on my balcony, I'd be legally able to fly any national flag or whathaveyou, but apparently, I'd need planning permission to fly a pride flag.

Hmmm... 🤔

thejessiekirk, 6 months ago to random

Maybe you could check out a trans woman's incredibe(ly short) free ebook titled "TERFs" in honour of TERFs being very normal today?

It's a sci-fi "what-if?".
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1we4h_smVC5wPv7zVRwWekzy4XSjlyExV

thejessiekirk, 6 months ago to random

Last night's insomnia movie was Back to the Future.

I really wanted to sleep, but Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and told me he'd melt my brain if I didn't watch it, so...