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thejessiekirk

@thejessiekirk@mastodon.social

Eternally snarky cynic • She/her • Queer, trans, clocky AF • Annoyingly skeptical, rational agnostic • Known to post history, politics, ethics, socialism, snideness, pigeons, and sarcasm • Bounty $11 Dead or Alive.

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alatiera, to random
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I am convinced that all the people that pushed docker to become the "Industry Standard" did it purely for the laughs of it all.

It's all a giant farce, I am telling you

thejessiekirk,
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@alatiera I see your Docker and raise you the Brainf*** language and compiler.

thejessiekirk,
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@alatiera No no, it's an actual language 😁

thejessiekirk, to random
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You: "My dress has pockets!"

Me, with giant shoulder bag you could fit a corpse in (if you chopped it up) with all the stuff I might need in it: "That's nice."

🤪🤪🤪

thejessiekirk, to random
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On 11th November, we rightly remember the 40 million people who died in the "war to end all wars".

I see this as an ideal time to demand peace for those of us around the world dying in wars today, including Gaza.

Otherwise, what's the actual point of remembering the armistice??

thejessiekirk, to random
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I've never met such a welcoming, accepting, and very cool group of folks as I have since I came out.

Sure, there are some ****holes, but they are far from the majority.

You all rock (yes, YOU) x

thejessiekirk, to random
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Arrrr me hearties.

thejessiekirk,
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BTW BTW, that is an actual, authentic Jolly Roger from the Barbary Coast. Very impressed.

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@WhyNotZoidberg Well, it is grinning all the time.

thejessiekirk,
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@WhyNotZoidberg It's dead.

thejessiekirk,
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@WhyNotZoidberg No. No no no no no. Yes.

Terra, to random

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    thejessiekirk,
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    @Terra You could do jvaa or c+-

    thejessiekirk, to random
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    Hey, no filters! Thanks, public loo lighting!

    thejessiekirk,
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    Except I have a blue eye. Cause I am a robbit.

    thejessiekirk,
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    @Dani I thpught you'd have figured after I shot lasers from my eyes and missiles from my knees, Dani.

    thejessiekirk, to random
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    Agoraphobia is through the roof and have no one to come with me to the clinic, so please send me many internet hugs 😭

    thejessiekirk, to random
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    Streaming services are expensive, full of ads, and many titles are fleeting.

    You can still buy Blu-rays and DVDs, even second hand for very small prices.

    Plus, lots of older releases are available used, dirt-cheap and in high definition on HD-DVD if you can get a player.

    thejessiekirk, to random
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    My Neopet won a beauty contest. I'll post about it on my Bebo.

    Also Woolworths is involved somehow. 🤪

    thejessiekirk,
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    Blockbuster!

    This is how "humour" works, riiit? 🤪🤪🤪

    thejessiekirk,
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    @Dani Please, we use Angrlfire here. 🤪

    thejessiekirk, to random
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    The indescriminate killing of civilians in warfare is expressly forbidden by CCIV - Geneva Convention Relative to the Protection of Civilian Persons in Time of War (1949).

    Kay? Kay, thanks. Stop saying "it's wrong, buuuuuuuut-"

    thejessiekirk, to random
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    EWWWW!!! 🤢🤢🤢

    Why are men??? I h8u!!

    Guy sending me an invite to be his sugar baby.

    thejessiekirk, to random
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    Alone as a group in a vacuum, conservatives would still find a way to blame someone else for their own actions. But at least they'd all burst.

    thejessiekirk, to random
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    Me say bad words.

    Think I'll lose my account? 😇

    thejessiekirk, to random
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    Bloke on Space Marine multiplayer chat: "WAIT ARE U A GIRL???!"

    Me: "Yea."

    Bloke: "NO WONDER U SUK!"

    Me, with a higher score and level: "Whatever dudebro."

    Bloke: "PRETTY NICE LOOKIN THO SEXY"

    This is my life now, isn't it? ☹️

    thejessiekirk, to random
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    I've just been made aware that a trans person I spoke with on Twitter has committed suicide. We keep losing good people because of damn phobes.

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