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wingo, to random

tfw you see a memory_order_relaxed atomic load, prefaced by a comment saying "technically we should use memory_order_consume here" ➡️ 🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉 ⬅️

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contemplating giving up on monotonic, once you're on the train it doesn't stop, time-based bedtime for kids (1.5, ~4, ~6; mostly the two older ones). it will certainly work eventually, but eventually might be 5 days or 5 years

wingo,

heat death of the universe is a form of eventual consistency

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parallelism is an automatic car wash with 12 bays. concurrency is the spinny slappy soapy columns of brushiness, because their cloth is made of microfibers

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pizzeria has paula abdul on the radio. this is Good

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from the outside, it would appear that the highest achievement in research is not full professorship or large grants or named chairs, but whether you become a meme or not, whether your name stands for something on its own. cousot & cousot, oleg kiselyov, phil wadler, etc

wingo, to random

while u were partying i studied archive.org
while u were working out i studied how does one display a damn postscript file these days anyway
while u were... hey want to hang out

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as a non-rustacean i am happy for rust’s success but am also pleased for the teacher’s pet to be taken down a notch
https://loglog.games/blog/leaving-rust-gamedev/

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apparently they plan to close the pompidou center for renovations… for a period of 5 years 😳

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fascinating look into the guts of the publishing industry https://www.elysian.press/p/no-one-buys-books

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i had a dream that rishi sunak made a surprise smarmy appearance at a guadec to announce elections on may 12. then someone gave him a purple nurple

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hardest thing in garbage collection is spelling grey correctly

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element/matrix is hot garbage, episode 473: the web interface is unable to search the logs in a room that happens to have encryption on

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in one of matt levine's newsletters he describes how all investment bankers specialize in some niche, eventually becoming their employer's "global head of sporkles" or whatever: a fancy title that, while having no benefits associated with it, will impress a customer during a pitch. anyway, as igalia's global head of abyss topology,,, i

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the next 700 OSS thinkpieces are just going to come from politics

  • Friend-shoring the open web
  • Bring the boys home: Stopping rogue nations from stealing our source
  • The merits of a strategic python reserve
  • Inflationary pressures in open source: Why we need the Fed to crack down
  • It's all priced in: Why writing more code is superfluous
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[at the bar]
­– Excuse me, I can't help but notice you were using the "make" command-line tool
– ❓
– You know, I had a part in that.
– 😍
– You know the -j option?
– 🤓
­– I did the part where it gives you a verbose error, repeated verbosely for each of your cpu cores
– 🤨
– Also the part where it assumes you have infinite cores
– 🤬
– 😎

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it occurs to me that adding features to a garbage collector is an excellent way to jia tan a software project. never enough gc features, all the nice ones are really gnarly to review, bugs are very subtle and cross-cutting / high-power

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asked partner this morning if it was eid al-fitr; she looked at me all strange and said no. turns out she heard "adolf hitler"

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sure, richard jones wrote a textbook on GC. but did he change his name to mark n. sweep ? commit to the bit, rick

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doing a big renovation/ addition project on a 90yo house. many unknowns, of both rumsfeld types. allow me to share some beliefs i have had, sequentially, over the course of 3 weeks:

  1. this house is directly plumbed to the sewer mains
  2. 1, but with interstitial 2m^3 concrete settling tank. adjacent to foundations (why?). tank was concreted over and never emptied in last 20y at least
  3. omg the tank has a leak at the bottom
wingo,

(also this line is currently broken and we are def off the grid)

wingo,

back on the grid.

to the tune of amazing grace: i once was plumbed into the ground, no more does seep my pee

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