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torafugu

@torafugu@kbin.social

"I will find where you live and launch a projectile pufferfish at your face."

18 years old

@torafugu on Discord (Main social media platform that I use).

Created a Discord bot called Puffer

Comptia A+ Certified

Arch Linux user

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Sometimes I forget about this account because I have Artemis on my phone, and it only supports it's own accounts.

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They don't want to say "obese" because of the women who want to be known as "plus-size".

They don't want to say "plus-size" because of sexism of obese people. You don't see plus-size as a label for obese men, at least as much as obese women.

So they just say "high-calorie humans", as it is the perfect way to address both sexes (understand why I didn't say gender) who decided to ruin their health.

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Just wait until someone removes the entirety of the database instead of a GitHub branch. Then NFT people will understand how they wasted their fucking money.

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You own cash physically.

Try again. And don't say credit cards, because that's still a physical object. Cash websites? It's not like you own something pointless on there. It's actually usable. NFTs are not.

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I saw a Bored Ape idiot on Twitter. I just replied with a screenshot of the NFT.

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"It's mostly used for art now"

Do you call a procedurally generated monkey art? In stores, you get receipts for things that are actually usable. The hell are you going to use a JPEG for?

"Verify authenticity"

If that JPEG is shared, other people will have access, and your "ownership" will be nothing, since people can just repost it on other NFT shit sites and start the loop all over again.

"with a receipt that never decays"

And what if the NFT site suffers link rot or actually goes down? Your digital "never decaying" receipt would be useless and/or inaccessible.

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Just screenshot it ;)

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Now it's time to make the real deal.

Time to count how many teeth you will have to pull out to make it.

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It takes 183563965 human egg cells to make an omelette equivalent to 2 large chicken eggs. :3

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Double it. Then the other guy will double it, and so on. Infinite loop = no deaths.

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Who said there was a limit?

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"Desire to install Ubuntu"

Haha. The reason why I installed Arch was because of my fear of telemetry.

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That's specific.

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I turn into a literal "god of reality" in my dreams, probably because those dreams may be realities that let me use my abilities. It's always the same abilities in (almost) every dream.

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"You won't have a calculator in your pocket at all times".

Bet.

Stop KOSA. Why the KOSA Bill is Dangerous and Should be Rejected (www.stopkosa.com)

KOSA is a bill that aims to protect children online but it would do so in harmful ways. First, it would pressure platforms to install content filters that would censor large amounts of content, including important suicide prevention and LGBTQ+ support resources. Content filters have a history of overblocking important...

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Since it is "for the children", I'm sure they won't give a shit about censorship.

Prepare your VPNs. This will be one hell of a ride.

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Nah. He's 10.

If you know, you know.

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Who would even want to fuck him? He's already fucked himself and Twitter.

Twitter HQ sign change halted as police arrive (www.bbc.com)

BBC News - TechnologyTuesday, July 25, 2023 05:34Workers taking down the Twitter sign at its San Francisco headquarters paused their work after police arrived at the scene. The sign change came after Twitter owner Elon Musk rebranded the social media company to X.Police in San Francisco told the news site Insider that officers...

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Hey, just make it intentional by calling it a joke. Reddit is nothing without its 3rd party apps, and Boost was one of them. It's basically Reddit for Lemmy.

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