CileTheSane,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

Passive?

Hootz,

Now if I could get condom packets but full of mayo that would be prime. I’d hand them out on the street corner.

Anyone who wonders why it’s extra squishy gets a “it’s extra lubricant”

smashboy,

People really use the “please don’t reproduce” cliché about the most trivial things. “Your shoe’s untied, please don’t reproduce.”

Isoprenoid,

about the most trivial things

That’s so it gets interpreted as a light ribbing.

It would be mean to say it about something that is actually serious.

“You have a genetic disease. Please don’t reproduce.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J83lw0eFIJA

MadBob,

But you don’t understand, these people are trying to achieve a society of genetically superior parkers.

Edit: Nosy parkers at that!

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

“Nice porking”

LesserAbe,

That’s how I read it too

IndiBrony,
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