TheBlue22,

I AM NOT HEARING ANYONE OUT

Meron35,
Alsjemenou,

Okay you need to calm down

alyth,

America 1 - Europe 0

Jimbo,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

Lil bro just posted foot porn

BetaBlake,

And Brits weigh things in stone

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar
ChaCh,

Wtf, don’t make Americans look good!

chetradley,

Measure me mommy.

TotallynotJessica,
@TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world avatar

Sure! I’ll need to wear the right shoes to make sure each step equals a foot though.

akakunai,
CandyPants,

Why am I aroused?

festnt,

probably because you have a foot fetish

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

feet fetish revolution /j

prex,
GrymEdm,

I’m outraged! That lumber supplier clearly plagiarized the title of my self-published autobiography!

TotallynotJessica,
@TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world avatar

Just one up them and everything will be solved!

GrymEdm,

I’ll fetch my chapstick.

disguy_ovahea,

This is absurd. King Henry I didn’t paint his toenails.

GrymEdm,

I appreciate a good historical joke.

pseudo,
@pseudo@jlai.lu avatar

Me too but I lack knowledge in history. Care to explain it to me?

GrymEdm,

The legend is that a foot is actually based of the length of King Henry I’s foot. “Imagine two neighbouring farmers, one buying a field from another, one with huge feet, one with tiny. Each measures the field in feet, but one says the footage is less because he’s got a bigger footprint, and therefore he argues a lower price. It’s a recipe for a mighty mediaeval punchup. So Henry proffered his own royal foot, it’s said. Thus, a foot became 12 inches.”

pseudo,
@pseudo@jlai.lu avatar

TIL

flicker,

You know what they say about foot size.

(You’re welcome in advance, whoever I set this up for.)

OrnateLuna,

It determines how easy it is for you to find fitting shoes

flicker,

This is exactly what I was hoping for! Thanks!

GrymEdm, (edited )

The one that’s going to slowly escalate towards incredible pleasure is clearly superior.

spoilerThere’s very little as satisfying as slipping into a newly tailored suit and looking amazing. Plus it’s nice to be cared for by an attentive professional like a tailor perfecting your clothing. No kink-shaming here, but I’ll pass on getting stepped on.

festnt,

honestly, the guy’s ribs look like theyre gonna break

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