Air Canada Introduces New “Vomit Free” Seating Class For Additional $50 | The Toronto Harold [satire]

Mississauga - Following last week’s incident where an Air Canada passenger was forced to sit on a vomit covered seat, the air line says they’ve taken steps to ensure that won’t happen again as long as flyers are willing pay. The airline has introduced a new seating tier called “Vomit Free”, that wi

fartsparkles, (edited )

OP ate Ths Onion on this one, eh?

For anyone confused, this article is satire.

Six,
Six avatar

OP ate Ths Onion on this one, eh?

If you mean me, I certainly know that it is satire. I even tagged it as satire in the title.

Zellith,

For now.

Bunnylux,
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I ate the onion 🧅

rhythmisaprancer,
rhythmisaprancer avatar

I would think sitting in someone else's vomit would be looked upon as a public health hazard! I can't imagine this would hold up well in a legal setting.

captainlezbian,

“No seriously what do you think you can do about this? You’re our bitch. Now bark like a dog and we might let you on the plane.”

ImplyingImplications,

That’s a nice seat you got there. It’d be a real shame if someone where to vomit on it. How about you give me $50 and I’ll make sure that don’t happen. What do you say?

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