CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Got my headphones fully charged, got the lights off, got a nice milkshake. Time for #Monsterdon - 5 minutes! :D

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

TOHO-TAL DESTRUCTION #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

American International pictures FINALLY presents an ACTUAL international movie! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

The American version is very disrespectful to Mothra, it's insulting. Calling her THE THING :/ #Monsterdon

trixter, 3 months ago

@CactuarJoe so mean 😭

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

@trixter Rude!

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Oh no, tomorrow's Fun Fair is RUINED #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

So much for the Edmund Fitzgerald :/ #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Wow, they got destroyed miniature model all over the docks :/ #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

They show those pipes and all I can hear is BLEEEEEUUUUUUUGH BAAAAAARF BLEEEEUUUUGH #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

So, how radioactive do you think that thing is? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

"A monster egg?"

Is it hardboiled? Soft boiled? Over easy? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

No worries, the shinto priest has it under control. See, he's got a bug swatter? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

They paddle out to the egg and meet the Welsh islanders from Gorgo coming the other direction :P #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Enterprising? He's just Dorkin. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Oh hell, here come the tiny twins. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Oh, they're fashionable this time! #Monsterdon

trixter, 3 months ago

@CactuarJoe Those little outfits are so cute! 😭 #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

"The CEO and I were just wrestling fairies!"

Uh... Huh. I'll show myself out. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Man, the Easter Bunny went well above the call of duty hiding that one. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

"The natives are praying that the egg will be returned!"

We've got a whole song-and-dance-based economy on the island! It's super important we get it back! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Aaaaand once again the brownface. I love Mothra, but seriously guys. Stop. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

How did you miss the TEN STORY TALL MOTH!?!? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Love the 1960s architecture in this flick. Even the industrial stuff is very Modernist. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

I appreciate how greasy these capitalists are. Unusual to find real Captain Planet villains in the wild like this. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

"We've already got the monster egg, what's a little human trafficking?" #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

C'mon guys, legal means have been exhausted? Time to get up to some good ol' fashioned corporate espionage! Put your big boy pants on and blow up the incubator! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Wonder how much Mothra had to pay for parking. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Japanese folk in the 1960s got so creative with their moustaches. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Love these shots of the capitalists standing around sneering at each other. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

"You can't go into the egg compartment until you've been thoroughly doused in Chanel No. 5." #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

HEEEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Tail first! Godzilla's a breech! Get the midwife! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

This was before they came up with the Godzilla Evacuation Protocols, so once the giant Kaiju appears you're pretty much on your own. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Godzilla has a special scent gland in the roof of its mouth that helps it detect which buildings will make the largest explosions when targeted. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Mostly I'm impressed by the people who somehow managed to pack ALL OF THEIR BELONGINGS and load them into a truck in between the announcement five minutes ago and Godzilla walking down their street now. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Ah, Godzilla's one weakness -- sudden elevation changes. Also subway tunnels! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Oh, this is the American section. Boo, get the white boys off the screen. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

YOU MISSED. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

...So did the special effects guys just plant a bunch of explosives in the sand and have the guy in the suit walk over them? That sounds... Not safe. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

"This may sound unscientific, but through the fairies, we might be able to ask Mothra for help." #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

And as the sun sets on the first day of Godzilla destruction, we pause for Mothra station identification. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

"So this is the result of atomic tests?"

Well, and styrofoam sculpture. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Hoo boy. I see it's time for the Toho Intercultural Sensitivity Hour :/ :/ :/ #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

"Now... DRINK!"

Mm, new gatorade flavor #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Oh neat, the fairies have their own Wonka Cavern. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

"Now c'mon, inflict violence on our behalf!" #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

#Monsterdon fans will see a dead turtle reduced to a bleached skeleton and be like, "That's my son."

And they're right!

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

"We'll build a special power plant to generate enough electricity to destroy Godzilla!"

Oh, great idea. Good thing Godzilla isn't DRAWN SPECIFICALLY TO POWER PLANTS, you RUBE #Monsterdon

otheorange_tag, 3 months ago

@CactuarJoe is this like the reverse of never trying fire?! #monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Oh god, the fucking egg guy again. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Man, it's gonna feel real good when Godzilla vaporizes these guys. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Yes, Godzilla! Destroy the financial district! Make the people happy! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Godzilla, buddy, c'mon. We've already got one egg obsessed character, we don't need two. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Getting annoying the dub keeps calling Mothra "The Thing!"

"Look, it's The Thing!" Bitch that is MOTHRA put some respect on her name! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Mothra should really be using Fairy Wind here, not Gust. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

And Mothra drags Godzilla back into the ring, she's got no respect for the man now, it's horrifying! How can you call this a legitimate sport, I'm Howard Cosell... #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

C'mon, Mothra, you START the fight with Poison Powder! You're not gonna do anything trying to deal the last bit of damage that way :/ #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

"Commence A plan!"

Yes, let's commence a plan! Which plan should we commence? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Oh, that is... The Godzilla suit actually on fire 😬 #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Welp, electricity didn't work. Tanks didn't work. I guess we'll try rifles? Affix bayonets? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Only one thing can wake Mothra: Liturgical dance! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

"Godzilla's coming! Get the beekeepers out of the tent!" #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

"Begin operation B!"

Me:

#Monsterdon

A shot from MST3k. Crow says "Wolves are just laughing out loud. They've got the B-squad in to eat this guy."

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Drape a net on Godzilla? Well, it worked in 20 Million Miles to Earth, I guess. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Oh good melting tanks! Good job :D #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

"There are children still on the island!"

Godzilla: CAN I BE OF ANY ASSISTANCE? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

This is how you wake the Wind Fish in Link's Awakening, too. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

TWINS!? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

My god, how is Mothra going to pay the bills now? Twins, and a single mother! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Man, Godzilla is really going THAT far out of his way just to kill half a dozen kids. Wow. Godzilla really said fuck them kids. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

I'm beginning to think the male lead exists just solely to grab the photographer lady by the arms. Like, that's his whole role in this film. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Godzilla: And when I said fuck them kids, let me be clear, I meant FUCK THEM KIDS #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Heh, you can see the plastic joints on the Mothra grub as it whips around :P #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Godzilla: GODDAMN GOPHERS #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

I think this is the most effective String Shot has ever been, anywhere. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

Oh, I get it, the grubs tied him up and threw him in the bay! Godzilla'll never mess with Cement Shoes Moth and Piano Wire Ra ever again! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

...Wait, that's it!? THAT'S THE END!?!?! THEY LITERALLY KILLED GODZILLA

WITH SILLY STRING???

WHAT

#Monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

I was expecting a WHOLE OTHER FIGHT SEQUENCE! Mothra ALWAYS goes cocoon and THEN the final battle!

Who WAS this Godzilla, he got jacked by LITERAL BABIES #Monsterdon

trixter, 3 months ago

@CactuarJoe Go easy on him, he’d clearly had a rough night. #monsterdon

CactuarJoe, 3 months ago

@trixter We now know how many toddlers it would take to beat Godzilla

TWO

¯_(ツ)_/¯

#Monsterdon