Political Compass Memes

gibmiser, in Claudius is forever my spirit animal

Holy shit I know Rome had a lot of emperors and they were wild, but seeing it laid out like this, jesus christ they wild

PugJesus,
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One of my favorite parts of Roman history is how interested in minor details Roman historians were. For that reason, we know things as shocking as (the rumors of) Tiberius having wild sex parties on his private island or Domitian making Senators sit at a dinner table with chairs shaped like gravestones with their names inscribed on them, to things as mundane as Augustus wearing a sunhat to protect his delicate skin whenever he went outside, or Titus having a potbelly.

Got_Bent, in Literally everyone

Leopard, meet face.

PugJesus,
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Forget joining the Leopards-Eating-People's-Faces Party, this is putting your face inside the leopard's mouth

BigDickMystic, in Wtf Canada

Bonus

Lolman228, in Damn Joe Biben scary

I'm scared of his massive cock

PugJesus,
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Don't worry, apparently, it's his son who has the massive cock.

SkyezOpen,

Congressionally proven to be HUNG.

marcos, in Political compass of 1984

Nobody is free to act (or even talk) about what they believe on the entire book. If you go with the hypothesis that the 2 reactionary protagonists had their mood bred at Mini-Love, nobody is free to even make an opinion or decide what to believe by themselves.

How do you put them in a political compass?

Keeponstalin, in I expect the right-wing to be too dumb to notice, but it's always disappointing when there are left-wing idiots who missed the past 3 decades too

What leftist thinks Russia is communist or even socialist? It’s not hard to be consistent on anti imperialism and anti capitalism.

I guess there is the Nazbols, which is much more a weird fascism than an actual leftist ideology

PugJesus,
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What leftist thinks Russia is communist or even socialist?

A handful of online idiots who are super convinced by the support of the Russian Communist Party, the Totally Independent States in the Donbass, and the continued Russian military use of Soviet symbolism.

Keeponstalin,

To me that seems like fascists co-opting ussr aesthetics to help justify the killing of ppl they deem lesser.

Idk about what’s going on with Russian parties like the RCP, I haven’t looked into any of that.

Personally I think the US has a responsibility to aid and also work with zelensky on negotiations (on Ukraine’s terms ofc) to end the war.

PugJesus,
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To me that seems like fascists co-opting ussr aesthetics to help justify the killing of ppl they deem lesser.

I mean, it absolutely is, I'm just saying that those co-opted aesthetics are enough to convince some people, unfortunately.

Idk about what’s going on with Russian parties like the RCP, I haven’t looked into any of that.

The Russian Communist Party is essentially token 'opposition' at this point that conveniently agrees with every major United Russia endeavor.

Personally I think the US has a responsibility to aid and also work with zelensky on negotiations (on Ukraine’s terms ofc) to end the war.

Zelenskyy has made it clear ever since the mass graves were discovered in Summer 2022 that only the total withdrawal of Russian troops is going to be regarded as acceptable. So we're probably looking at another two years or so of war, assuming nothing comes out of left field.

Gradually_Adjusting,
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Something unexpected would be interesting, but Russia’s got that old reliable “Things Got Worse”…

TropicalDingdong, in I expect the right-wing to be too dumb to notice, but it's always disappointing when there are left-wing idiots who missed the past 3 decades too

ahem. there is no green in the wojack on the left, that boi is pure upper left.

PugJesus,
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Unfortunately, I've spoken to otherwise sensible leftists who buy into the 'Ukronazi' and 'Luhansk and Donetsk People's Republic' propaganda.

Aux,

There’s no such thing as a sensible leftist.

TootSweet,

Otherwise sensible tankies, you mean.

PugJesus,
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You might be surprised. "None of us are immune to propaganda", and all that jazz.

TootSweet,

But in what sense would someone who bought into that propaganda qualify as an anarchist?

I’m not saying there couldn’t possibly be the odd one-off case. I imagine there are people who have no intention to eliminate meat from their diet who call themselves vegan. But, it’d be weird to call them vegan even if they called themselves vegan.

PugJesus, in Baldur's Gate 3 Druid Grove PCM
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Authright: Ethnic cleansing

Authleft: Ethnic cleansing, but for the trees

Libleft: Too good for his own good

Libright: The halfling druid who sells you stuff no matter what is going on in the grove

thesporkeffect, in Chaos god compass

Khorne and Tzeentch need to switch places

thesporkeffect,

Tzeentch would love means-testing and bureaucracy. Khorne drives the biggest bro dozer in the Warp

xNIBx, in Time for a counteroffensive

Remember that a salient can be easily cut off and surrounded, especially one as deep as this one. Their supply lines are stretched and vulnerable.

TropicalDingdong, in Time for a counteroffensive

Only thirty percent of residential structures in that penis shaped blob remain.

TheIvoryTower, in Avatar PCM

Polynesians with collective ownership and strong community care: “They put us in WHAT quadrant?”

De_Narm, in The Christmas political compass. Merry Christmas!

Santa itself is pro consumerism, but capitalism? He gives everything away for free.

Stovetop,

But he also does run a factory with an army of elven slaves. Plus, the gifts are really just a means to an end. He basically uses them to buy good PR in the form of “belief”, which half of all Christmas movies tell us he needs in order to keep his operation going.

Basically, he keeps giving gifts to children for free in order to create adults who are willing to spend money on Christmas later on. The grift isn’t about little Billy who got a Nintendo Switch for free, it’s the office worker who buys 2 dozen useless desk tchotchkes for their team using actual money, the parties thrown with all the expensive decorations and food, and the carrot on a stick of holiday bonuses that keep workers productive throughout the year.

PugJesus, in Brothers Gracchi, my love
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NOTE: the idea that Caesar committed genocide is a deeply divisive issue that delves into questions of intent, ethnicity vs. political allegiance, whether the concept is even applicable in the Classical world, and evidence, all of which can be argued one way or another.

PugJesus, in Claudius is forever my spirit animal
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PCM not made by me, as I would never slander Julian the Apostate like that

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