GreatAlbatross, But how many creme eggs can he fit up his bum?
Overzeetop, Do they not have sharpies in Denmark?
Emperor, They have Lego but that hurts a lot more getting it up your nose. Apparently.
ivanafterall, Everyone said it couldn't be done. I'm grateful to be alive to witness it.
Emperor, Certainly one to tell the grandkids about when describing the wonders of The Before Times when, if you could dream it and you worked hard enough, the possibilities were endless.
AnUnusualRelic, Is this an Olympic event yet?
Emperor, It’s scheduled for the 2028 Olympics. The Chinese already have training camps where they send promising large hootered children for trails. Only the massively-nostriled make the cut.
NoIWontPickaName, I think I could make 69
Emperor, That’s nice of you to offer. I’ll let him know.
Sibbo, Go Denmark 🇩🇰🎉
NegativeLookBehind, I knew he could do it
I_am_10_squirrels, … good job?
psycho_driver, Can we get a cutaway to Taylor Swift’s reaction?
wahming, Somebody light them up please
thefartographer, Is it a stroke? Or could it be the 68 lit matches up your nose? 5 warning signs that what you smell burning might be worse than you imagined. More at 11
ben_dover, Number 4 will shock you!
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