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“My worms are, people have said, the best people, have said that, my brain worms are the best they’ve ever seen. I’ve spent a lot of time with many worms, yuge worms, but my worms have plenty to eat, a ton of food really, food for years. RFK, dead worms, bad worms, no food. My worms, bigly.”

NegativeLookBehind,
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Marge no like speaker man

Marge smash speaker man

NegativeLookBehind,
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Can they hold their breaths indefinitely? Like, just stop breathing. All of them. Forever.

NegativeLookBehind,
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Better to just wipe out Windows entirely and be done with it.

NegativeLookBehind,
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That’s a nice generalization and all, but mostly just a lackluster cop-out that I’ve heard a million times. It’s not like windows is some high and mighty operating system which is the only thing capable of running some software because it’s so awesome. Linux is really good at a lot of things like gaming, security, data analytics, and continues to get better. Lots of money was put into developing windows and making it usable for most people. If more money was put towards the development of Linux for the purpose of <insert your generalized cop-out argument>, you’d have one less thing to bitch about.

Home Ownership is Just One Persons Fight Against Water (sh.itjust.works)

Had a nice little foundation leak during the last rain storm. Installed a drain line last fall to divert two downspouts and front walkway run off away from the house which helped a lot. Front walkway and a big retaining wall next to it ultimately need to be removed and reinstalled with proper grading and drainage. That’s going...

NegativeLookBehind,
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Flex Seal? You can make a boat with it and float around in your basement!

NegativeLookBehind,
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This, in my mind, is a scientific endeavor; you can monitor your cereal/milk intake in milliliters per minute, and I think that’s important to know.

NegativeLookBehind,
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A step it’s missing:

  • Contemplate your abysmal failure repeatedly for at least a week prior to the exam, rendering you completely incapable of all normal human functions
NegativeLookBehind,
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This is very sad.

They should have destroyed more.

NegativeLookBehind,
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Joke’s on you asshole, I still have a trillion left!

NegativeLookBehind,
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You should really be naming all your variables by generating 64 character (minimum) random strings.

NegativeLookBehind,
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“Yes, hello, tech support? My fucking solar panel is hammered drunk again and throwing up in my front yard”

NegativeLookBehind,
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When you push your shitty genie code to prod

NegativeLookBehind,
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What the fuck were they thinking? This is terrible.

PlayStation official response to Helldivers 2 fans (nitter.poast.org)

“Helldivers fans – we’ve heard your feedback on the Helldivers 2 account linking update. The May 6 update, which would have required Steam and PlayStation Network account linking for new players and for current players beginning May 30, will not be moving forward....

NegativeLookBehind,
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“We realized that our stupid decision would stop people from giving us money, which is our only true motivation. We will continue to explore new ways to fuck you over in the future though, rest assured”

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The doors are on front? Over the tracks? What could go wrong.

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