thefartographer

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thefartographer,

No, you’re thinking of Kristen Bell who is the “let it go” lady. Streisand is the one who famously lost out on Worst Actress to Kristen Stewart for her role in The Guilt Trip, in which she played the unbelievably original role of “obnoxious Jewish mother.”

She also released at least one musical album back in the 1900s and appeared in a few movies.

One such movie included Streisand portraying the daughter of a disappointed rabbi who also questions her father’s ability to hear her.

thefartographer,

You talking about the wick-edly talented… Adele Dazeem?

thefartographer,

The way that people use and trust these chat bots reminds me of stories about executives in the '80s climbing the corporate ladder using a Magic 8 Ball

52,529 guns once owned by police departments have been later used in crimes, new data finds (www.cbsnews.com)

CBS News, in partnership with The Trace and Reveal from The Center for Investigative Reporting, reviewed records from hundreds of law enforcement agencies across the United States and found that many had routinely resold or traded in their used duty weapons – a practice that has sent thousands of guns into the hands of...

California university president put on leave for ‘insubordination’ after meeting Gaza protesters’ demands (www.politico.com)

California State University placed Sonoma State campus President Mike Lee on leave Wednesday after he agreed to protesters’ demands to involve them in university decision-making and pursue divestment from Israel.

thefartographer,

“Dude, it’s not cool that you keep killing all of your neighbors’ pets. I know you and the owners have bad blood, but pets don’t even have a say in what’s happening. Plus, it kinda goes against the HOA regula-”

”WHY ARE YOU LITERALLY TRYING TO DESTROY MY HOUSE???!!!”

“What does murdering innocent pets have to do with your house?”

“OH MY GOD, IT’S JUST LITTLE OLD ME AGAINST THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD! WHY DO THEY HATE ME??? I’LL KILL YOUR DOG IF YOU DON’T SAY YOU LIKE ME RIGHT NOW!!!”

“Dude…”

Remaining pets: “We miss our friends…”

“THAT’S SO GODDAMN ANTISEMITIC THAT I CAN’T EVEN START TO EXPLAIN HOW IT’S ANTISEMITIC”

thefartographer,

They gave you the doghouse, so you stomped on the dog and then took the house. The other neighbors wrongly assumed you wouldn’t stomp on their dogs if they tried ignoring you.

thefartographer,

Fucking A, good for her! This whole ordeal has been the strangest double-scapegoating I’ve ever culturally been a part of.

A GOP Texas school board member campaigned against schools indoctrinating kids. Then she read the curriculum. (www.texastribune.org)

Weeks after winning a school board seat in her deeply red Texas county, Courtney Gore immersed herself in the district’s curriculum, spending her nights and weekends poring over hundreds of pages of lesson plans that she had fanned out on the coffee table in her living room and even across her bed. She was searching for...

thefartographer,

That sounds like woke. Stop doing a woke or else I’m gonna first-amendment your rights away with my Brandon diaper.

thefartographer,

If they think that’s impressive, they should hear about the time I saved my nephew from the sabre-tooth cat that lived under his bed with nothing but a laser forcefield and a big hug and kiss.

thefartographer,

I hope the person who discovered the leak conveyed this dire information with a hilariously high-pitched voice

thefartographer,

🌩️⚡️😱😱🫱🔭🔭🔭💇🏻‍♂️

thefartographer,

Now now, let’s not get political here. We’ve got plenty food, housing, and healthcare shortages with capitalism-driven rising temperatures to kill everyone—all lives matter (little enough for governments and corporations to not grind you up for the investors)

thefartographer,

Make sure you leave it open for me so that she doesn’t have to swear again

thefartographer,

Several people were kung fu fighting

Their speed was metaphorically lightning

thefartographer,

She definitely did, but you wouldn’t know him. He went to a different kennel. In Canada…

thefartographer,

Ignoring… just everything so very very wrong with this statement by Trump’s favorite sock-puppet… how does this even make sense as a plan? I’m pretty sure this would be the first case of one-sided nuclear mutually-assured destruction.

It’s like setting off a fertilizer bomb in your nextdoor neighbor’s house because you hate them and want to burn their house down: you don’t get to be surprised when your house catches on fire too.

thefartographer,

yoU cAN’t PROvE ThaT—we LosT mosT Of the iMmIgRAnt ChildrEn WE DEtained! tHey CoUlD havE EndED uP In PRiSon

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